richard harris - how to handle a woman lyrics
you swore that you had taught me everything from a to z
with nary an omission in between
well, i shall tell you what
you obviously forgot
that’s how a ruler rules a….queen!
and what of teaching me by turning me to animal and
bird?
from beaver to the smallest bobolink
i should have had the whirl
to change into a girl
to learn the way the creatures think!
but wasn’t there a night
on a summer, long gone by
we p-ssed a couple wrangling away
and did i not say ‘merlin, what if that chap were i?’
and did he not give counsel and say…
what was it now? my mind’s a wall
oh, yes, by jove…now i recall
‘how to handle a woman?
there’s a way,’ said the wise old man,
‘a way known by ev’ry woman
since the whole rigmarole began.’
‘do i flatter her?’ i begged him answer.
‘do i threaten or cajole or plead?
do i brood or play the gay romancer?’
said he, smiling: ‘no indeed.
how to handle a woman?
mark me well, i will tell you, sir
the way to handle a woman
is to love her…simply love her…
merely love her…love her…love her.’
whats wrong jenny, where are you these days
what are you thinking
i don’t understand you.
but no matter
merlin told me once, never be too disturbed if you
don’t understand what a women is thinking,
they don’t do it very often
but what do you do while they are doing it
how to handle a woman?
mark me well, i will tell you, sir
the way to handle a woman
is to love her…simply love her…
merely love her…love her…oh just love her.’
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