richter overtime - snark vs dr breen epic rap battles of half life lyrics
[intro] announcer (ricer)
epic rap battles of half life
dr breen
vs
the snaark
begin
[verse 1 : the snark (ricer)]
let me tell you all the story of a crooked puppet master
who blew himself apart in a fiery disaster
you tried to save the earth but slaved the earth throughout the process
betrayed you own kind sold them out and fed them nonsense
im the snark and i creep and i crawl through the halls
this old fart doctor breen is ageek with no b+lls
once im thrown on the battlefield everybody cowers
whilе youve never еven seen a battlefield cause youre a coward
[verse 2 : doctor breen (goofy ahh ai)]
let me pose this message directly to you little beetle
if youre such a good weapon why didn’t you make it in the sequel
any half life veteran knows well to avoid you
half the time you just attack the poor guy who deployed you
tell me please if you would man why do you rhyme
you say so little and yet somehow waste so much of my time
maybe you should give me private reserves a little chug
im the ruler of the earth your just a stupid little bug
[verse 3 : the snark (ricer)]
very funny old man but watch who you call a bug
if i recall you literally get turned into a slug
because you died running from the freeman pants filled with doo doo
and this bug appears in 2 more half life games than you do
wallace citadel compensating cause your p+n+s is the smallest
you couldn’t even keep the peace and now your citys lawless
youre nothing but a boring lame tyrant
im a weapon and an enemy thats interesting and vibrant
[verse 4 : doctor breen (goofy ahh ai)]
ok my empire fell but atleast i have a plan
you just explode 15 second after leaving someones hand
and the impact that i left on the series is immeasurable
youre somehow less important than doctor magnussons casserole
im tired of this rap its such an asinine mismatch
the ruler of the earth and insects trading diss tracks
youre not on my level and youre not worth my time
and id rather k!ll my self than hear that [ark] one more time
[outro : announcer (ricer)]
who won
whos next
you decide
epic rap battles of half life
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