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rick springfield - jesus was an atheist lyrics

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jesus was an atheist, he was a friend of mine
we hooked up in temple, back in roman palestine
we became friends, it was the best of both worlds
i was good at stealin’ silver, he was good at pullin’ girls
he said they’re going to k!ll me, when we go out smokin’
i thought he meant the cigarettes, but jesus wasn’t jokin’

mary was a pragmatist, and virgin rolled in one
one day she said to joseph, “joe, i think the time has come
your boy needs to get a job, try the laundromat”
joseph said, “he ain’t my boy, i think we settled that”
mary said something about semantics with a smile
joe said, “i’m going drinkin’, i’ll be back in a little while”

i heard somebody say jesus was a capricorn
jesus told me once, on the day he was born
a giant super nova exploded in the sky
he said he didn’t know, what it was supposed to signify
i lost touch with him, and he lost touch with me
the next thing i remember, he was big in galilee

we were walkin’ in the desert trading big hits from a bong
they said it was 40 days, it didn’t seem that long
i was trying to talk him out of such a pointless sacrifice
he said it was the only way to get to paradise
i said, “you might be high”, he said i was mistaken
but watching him die was truly heartbreakin’

jesus descended, i guess you’d call it that
i’m down here, baby, what the h-ll you lookin’ at?
i sometimes wonder if we’d stay friends
how am i to change the way this party ends?
i know you all believe that jesus was divine
jesus was an atheist, he was a friend of mine

- rick springfield lyrics

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