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riki lindhome - so long farewell (a breakup anthem for baroness schraeder) lyrics

[verse 1]
so i meet this navel captain named georg
no, i’m not sure why he says it that way
it’s like calling yourself benjamin
but i’m in love, so i think it’s okay
then get this
georg tells me he has 7 kids
and by the way, they’re all homeschooled
i say “fine,” even though they treat me like cr+p for no reason, i’ll raise them as if they’re mine
then get this
he says i have to move to salzburg
and even though it’s a sh+thole, i say “sure,” without blinking
we should’ve bequeathed it to bavaria in the treaty of munich
what? i’m just saying what everyone’s thinking
but then he gets romantic and says “you’re the one who saved me,” and for a moment i think i got my big happy ending
maybe
but not so fast
‘cause in walks his nanny who’s also a nun
and guess how old she is?
twenty one
and at the party he dances with her and not me and even though he denies it it’s plain to see
these hills are alive with the sound of bullsh+t
i’m not gonna take anymore of it

[chorus]
so long
farewell
auf wiedersehen
adieu
so long
farewell
f+ck your seven kids, george
and f+ck you
[verse 2]
maria’s so vacant and pleasant and young
all she wants to do is spin around and sing and look at you!
falling for that raindrops on roses sh+t
newsflash: no one’s favorite thing is string!
oh, and i heard you got married right away
not waited to be over your widow like you said
i bet you just love that she’s a virgin so she won’t know how bad you are in bed
also maria cuts her own hair. not well
and if you think kids look cute wearing curtains, you’re wrong
and at parties people wanna talk and drink, not stop and watch them all sing a really long song
and also you can’t afford that house on military salary, but good luck selling in the middle of a war zone
and your daughter is dating a n+z+!
if you weren’t such a self+absorbed douche you would have known
and i heard you left on foot after sleeping in a crypt
you know what that’s called? karma, b+tch

[chorus]
so long
farewell
auf wiedersehen
adieu
to you
and you
and you and you and you and you
so long
farewell
f+ck your nanny nun, george
and f+ck you

- riki lindhome lyrics

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