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river medway - where the dicks are lyrics

oh, flounder, why can’t daddy understand?
i can never truly be happy down here
so far away from, well, what i really want

these are my things, look at them all
and just like me, they are beautiful
also like me they’re now trapped, here, under the sea
look at this statue of a guy
he’s not half fish, no, he actually has thighs
ankles and feet, and one more thing, like i’ve never seen

the mermen down here are all whiny
you kiss and they spray out a cloud
the crabs pinch too much, the eels are slimy
even sea cucumbers are quite small
i want more

i wanna be where the boys with d+cks are
swimming beneath i can see them flappin’
wiggling around ‘bove the— what d’you call it? oh, scr+t+m
fellas down here are just too bizarre
nothing down there but a hole and scales
boys up there stroll along with a— what’s that word again? oh, erection!
human girls walk, human girls stride, human girls let human boys inside
put it in me, i long to be, where the d+cks are
just a little girl, lost in a world of s+xless despair
how can i back a guy with a cloaca? there’s no romance there
constantly wet, but i can’t get any kind of a release
a boy without fins, just two legs and skin, and a sizeable piece

i wanna be where the dry ones are
put on a thong, maybe try out heels
see how it feels to— oh what was it? oh yeah, get boned!
so many shapes, i’ll take them all, get this disney princess to the b+lls

oh, please, daddy
just let me be, wah+ah+ah+ah+ah+oh yeah
where the d+cks are

- river medway lyrics

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