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rob rokicki & the lightning thief company - the campfire song lyrics

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[luke, spoken]
come on, grab some dinner
let the nectar flow
to the gods

[ensemble]
to the gods

[luke]
oh, things couldn’t be worse
when your parents run the universe
hey

[ensemble]
oh, things couldn’t be worse
when your folks run the universe

[luke]
my dad is

[ensemble]
hermes

[luke]
he messengers things
you’ll know his sign by his shoes with those wings
i’d wait by the phone, but the phone never rings
oh, no
when your dad’s a god, life can be tough
i met the guy once, and once was enough

annabeth?

[annabeth]
my mom’s athena
she’s smart and she’s wise
she’s sworn off gluten, and she’s sworn off guys
but if she came to camp, it’d be a surprise
oh, no

[luke]
oh, no

[annabeth]
and my stepmom
she hates me, and my dad works all day
so i left virginia and i ran away

[percy, spoken]
wait, is that true?

[luke, spoken]
everybody!
[ensemble]
oh, things couldn’t be worse
when your parents run the universe
oh, things couldn’t be worse
when your folks run the universe

[luke, spoken]
how about you, silena?

[silena]
the goddess of love
my mom’s aphrodite
she tries to be cool, but mainly she’s flighty
i’ll bring home a boy
and she’s there in her nightie

(oh no)

and so much body b+tter (ew)
i tried to seek help from even the fates
’cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates

[grover, spoken]
oh my turn, my turn, my turn

[percy, spoken]
grover sings, what?
[grover]
i’m a child of pan
god of the wild
for those who love nature, they’re often beguiled
he’s not really my dad, but i’m sort of his child
oh, no

(i don’t get it)

he went for a hike to explore new frontiers
and no one has seen him for thousands of years

[percy, spoken]
has anyone got a cleandex?

[ensemble]
oh, things couldn’t be worse
when your parents run the universe

[percy, spoken]
no, he’s really crying here

[ensemble]
oh, things couldn’t be worse
when your folks run the universe

[percy, spoken]
uh, chiron
who’s your dad?

[chiron]
ah, well
my father is kronos
remember my lecture
he ate his children

[luke, spoken]
yeah, chiron wins
his dad is definitely the worst

[chiron, spoken]
no, no, no, he did vomit us up

[luke, spoken]
oh, that makes it better

[chiron, spoken]
who’s next?

[clarisse]
my dad is ares, he’s tough and he’s loud
with battles so brutal, they’ll draw a big crowd
he told me that only his sons make him proud

(oh no)

what are you looking at?
don’t give me your pity
i’ll show him who’s mean
and i’ll be the fiercest he’s ever seen
ah

[luke, spoke]
alright, percy’s turn

[annabeth, spoken]
yeah, what about the newbie?

[percy, spoken]
no, no listen
if i start to sing, it’ll probably cause an avalanche

[luke, spoken]
hey, hey, hey
we’re all friends here
just give it a shot

[percy]
my mom was named sally
she loved scary movies
and food that was blue
and—

[clarisse, spoken]
he’s doing it wrong

[silena, spoken]
yeah, who’s your godly parent?

[luke, spoken]
it’s okay, it’s okay
a lot of half+bloods never know their godly parent
come on give it a try

[percy]
so my dad is some god
that’s great, i guess
did he not want me? or not want the stress?
too bad he’s the worst, and my life is a mess
oh, no

i hope he shows even a trace
’cause i got some choice words to throw in his face

[ensemble]
oh, things couldn’t be worse
when your parents run the universe
oh, things couldn’t be worse

[luke]
but i don’t care where our parents may be
as long as you are here with me

[ensemble]
we don’t care where our parents may be
as long as you are here with me
as long as you are here with me

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