rob schow - the election of 2016 lyrics
[ensemble]
the election of 2016
[h. clinton]
can we stop talking about my emails?
[b. clinton]
please?
[h. clinton, b. clinton]
yo
ev’ry faction has its equal list of detractors
b. sanders lost the race. i should be in benefaction
but all those bernie bros? they’re missing in action
so now i’m facing++
donald trump! donald trump!
with the conservative faction
[b. clinton]
he’s very attractive with racists
chris christie likes his chances
[h. clinton]
he’s not very forthcoming
on his own record of taxes
[b. clinton]
ask him a question: he deflects
pretends how normal his hand is
[h. clinton]
and they say i’m careless?
at least thеy know i know where benghazi is
[b. clinton]
hillary, that’s the problem, see
he has no record to pull out and pry
[h. clinton]
ha!
[b. clinton]
you need a key player
to get democrats back on your side
[h. clinton]
who did you have in mind?
[b. clinton]
don’t laugh heartily…
[h. clinton]
who is it?
[b. clinton]
you used to be in the same party
[h. clinton, b. clinton]
whaaat it might be nice, it might be nice
to get bernie bro’s on your side
it might be nice, it might be nice it might be nice, it might be nice
to get bernie bro’s on your side. to get bernie bro’s on your side
[trump, ensemble]
build walls!
trump!
sue more!
trump!
don’t let ’em enter through the border anymore
trump!
take a medal from him!
trump!
new tweets are up!
trump!
it’s twenty sixteen, ladies
don’t be a slob
vote for trump! trump!
[male voter 1]
i liked obama…!
[female voter 1]
well, he can’t run again
that’s just defeatest
[male voter 2]
hillary clinton++
[two men voters]
cold as h+ll!
[female voter 1]
yeah, she’s so wall street+ish!
[two women]
i like that gary johnson
[female voter 2]
does that make us libertarian?
[male voter 3]
it’s better than trump!
[male voter 4]
what about the green party then?
[ensemble]
dear all you bernie bros:
your fellow democrats would like to know how you’ll be voting
[two voters]
undecided right now…
[ensemble]
dear all you bernie bros:
do not waste your votes on someone who’s not worth promoting
[two voters]
#neverhillary vow…
[men, women]
clinton or trump? clinton or trump?
we know it’s lose+lose
clinton or trump? clinton or trump?
you really have to choose
clinton or trump? (clinton or trump?) dear all you bernie bros: g. johnson doesn’t stand a chance so who are you promoting?clinton or trump? (clinton or trump?)
you really have to choose!
[h. clinton]
well
if it isn’t donald trump. sir!
[trump]
hillary!
[h. clinton]
you’ve created quite a whir, sir!
[trump]
i’m america’s entrepreneur
[h. clinton]
that’s how you are campaigning?
[trump]
sure!
[h. clinton]
that’s sad…
[trump]
honestly, it’s invigorating!
[h. clinton]
trump!
[trump]
sir!
[h. clinton]
can you even do the job required?
[trump]
i’m what tv culture wants
and you know what?
[h. clinton]
what?
[trump]
you’re fired!
[ensemble, b. clinton, h. clinton]
since you have to choose. since you have to choose
trump is rising…!
since you have to choose. since you have to choose
it’s up to the democrats!
since you have to choose. since you have to choose
it’s up to the undecided!it’s up to the undecided!
since you have to choose. clinton or trumpclinton or trump? since you have to choose. clinton or trump?
choose. choose. choose!
[h. clinton, ensemble]
bros!
oh!
undecideds need to hear your voice
oh!
democrats are facing a difficult choice
oh!
and if you want to know who you should promote++
oh!
[b. clinton, ensemble, h. clinton]
++hillary needs your vote!
oh!
i realize hillary leaves you weary
oh!oh?
you voted for bernie in the primary
oh!
[h. clinton]
but when all is said and all is dumped
a vote for johnson is a vote for trump!
[b.clinton, h. clinton, ensemble]
ooooooooooh!
we’ll need this plan. we’ll need this plan. we’ll need this plan. we’ll need this plan
get bernie bros on your side
we’ll need this plan. we’ll need this plan
then?
we’ll win in a landslide
[trump]
congrats to myself this is fun!
i’m giving you a fight
[h. clinton]
uh+huh
[trump]
i look forward to my next reality show
[h. clinton]
reality show?
[trump]
with all this free publicity…
[h. clinton]
ha+ha! that right?
you hear this guy?
man openly fools the american people
talkin’ bout, “i look forward to my next show.”
[b. clinton]
it is crazy that a guy who has so many lawsuits has any followers at all
[h. clinton]
yeah. and you know what?
people can change that. you know how?
[b. clinton]
how?
[h. clinton]
they can vote for president!
hey, trump keep talking
i could use the endors+m+nt
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