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rob shifu - soy saucin the rice lyrics

intro:

you doctor yet?
no dad im 12
talk to me when you doctor!

they said shifu where you been? i be at the buffet
i been drippin in this water call me bobby boucher
so many flowers in my hands looking like a bouquet
and all these girls wanna dance, but this ain’t a ballet

verse 1:
i been driving on the road and you know i can’t see
so do you wanna switch lanes, or be on tv?
i been getting all these girls ever since i was three
but im an asian kicking out the trash like bruce lee
cause im so asian that will never change, ill always be the same
god dang, they be always making jokes about the w+ng
am i ok? for real am i ok? cause im lookin’ gray
just call me santa i been really putting rice on that sleigh

verse 2:
im that asian
and all all my young asians eat that rice on all occasions
we really be rapping on the track and solve equations
do you really want that rice or do you really want that chicken?
i dont beef with chickens, dont call me peter griffin

verse 3:
you better use the sauce its required
soy sauce in that rice never retired
always aquired
we get that sauce everyday never tired cause
we never stopping
watch me drop in i turn that mic into ramen
im not a doctor im the proctor i kick that b+tch like its soccer

verse 4:
and we be soy saucing on that rice chigga
how much rice? if i dont know i roll the dice chigga
if my baby still hungry eat it twice chigga
soy saucin’ with that rice chigga

outro:
im so asian and thats all my life, i will never throw
snowbunnies, i control the weather, ima make it snow
watch me grow, and you already know
that rice cooker going off so you know i gotta go
gone

im your supervisor!
meg, meg, i promise ill do better at this job than i did at the sat’s
cmon! do math!

oof!

- rob shifu lyrics

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