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robert and the very bad dogs - sexy montage lyrics

ohh i grew up poor
three quick trips a year to hawaii was all we could afford
it’s there, where i first saw
the prettiest, smiliest, beautifulest island girl
she was eating coleslaw on the beach

i think it was a picnic on the beach
preach brother, tell me another
does she have a mother? will i like her brother?
has she got a lover or is she gonna smother me in kisses?

so cue a montage baby
a s+xy montage, baby
volcanes, geysers, baby
champagne popping, fireworks exploding in the sky
slowly opening an envelope
it’s a letter from my doctor saying, ‘boy, you’re having too much fun’
someone firing a t+shirt gun
the gun’s a ++++ and the t+shirt represents +++
shake a soda can and let it go
dogs having s+x back to back, which i did not know

now it’s ten years later
dad’s been in jail for “tax evasion” (in quotes)
i haven’t been able to go back
it’s cr+p, it’s due to lack of cash
but as the wheels touch the tarmac, the emergency glass smashed
i slide down the chute with my shoes on
i’ve never run so fast
i’ve never run so fast
preach sister, tell me is this the
best night of your life?
i must admit i really missed her
it’s impossible to resist her when she’s covering me in kisses

so cue a montage baby
a s+xy montage baby
volcanoes, geysers, baby
champagne popping, fireworks exploding in the sky
a pressure cooker that’s shoving out steam
my dad’s credit card going in and out of cash machines
an old lady’s filling a lock with her front door key
dogs humping, that’s not s+x, as we learned previously
a tube of toothpaste being aggressively and carelessly squeezed
my mom’s credit card doing it with a cash machine

oh no + you can tell there’s something wrong
by the look in her eyes and the minor key in this song
she different since she did her phd
says i make love like dog sh+t, plus she’s far too clever for me
so then i found a different one

so cue a montage baby
a s+xy montage baby
volcanoes, geysers, baby
champagne popping, fireworks exploding in the sky
cue a montage baby
a s+xy montage baby
volcanoes, geysers, baby
champagne popping, fireworks exploding in the sky
in the sky, in the sky, in the sky

fireworks exploding in the sky
so cue a montage baby
a s+xy montage baby
volcanoes, geysers, baby
champagne popping, fireworks exploding in the sky
so cue a montage baby
a s+xy montage baby
volcanoes, geysers, baby
champagne popping, fireworks exploding in the sky

- robert and the very bad dogs lyrics

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