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robert benfer - bananas lyrics

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[intro]
i am standing on my table
just drinking my tea
and i’m thinking that maybe
i should pour this tea down my pants
so i’m pouring the tea down my pants
and it’s burning my crotch because
the tea is too hot

[verse 1]
i’m writing a letter to the tea company
i’m gonna give them a piece of my mind
i say, “your tea is too hot
you gotta cool it down
so i can pour your tea all over my b-lls.”

[pre-chorus 1]
i hate it when my head flies through the sky
and then a plane flies into my face
breaking my head in half
and then the two halves of my head
almost perfectly land back on my body

[chorus 1]
you gotta put the bananas
put the bananas
gotta put the bananas away right now
put the bananas
put the bananas
gotta put the bananas away
before you die

[verse 2]
i was building a cat car for my cats
and i thought that maybe just possibly
it would be a pretty good idea
to hit my b-lls repeatedly with my hammer
so that’s exactly what i did

[bridge]
i can’t do anything without hurting my b-lls
hurting my b-lls
hurting my b-lls
i can’t do anything without hurting my b-lls
hurting my b-lls
hurting my b-lls

[pre-chorus 2]
i hate it when my head is attached to my body
and then a plane flies into my face
breaking my head in half
and then the two halves of my head
perfectly land on top of my head

[chorus 1]
you gotta put the bananas
put the bananas
gotta put the bananas away right now
put the bananas
put the bananas
gotta put the bananas away
before you die

[chorus 2]
put the bananas
put the bananas
gotta put the bananas away right now
put the bananas
put the bananas
gotta put the bananas away
before you die

[chorus 2]
put the bananas
put the bananas
gotta put the bananas away right now
put the bananas
put the bananas
gotta put the bananas away
before you die

[outro]
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