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robert c. ford & gene pritsker - he did it steinway lyrics

golden tickets
unlock galleries of the faceless
bearing crosses of canvass (3 feet x 4)
chalice applause
sparks amex platinum bidding wars

adios disney mickey
h+llo kostabi kitsch
assembly lines working overtime
painting swatches, coloring coffee cups

as the gospel of kostabi grew
the time for oils to dry was no more
blank cavasses consecrated
(with zorro+like k’s)
became minimalist masterpieces
(neo+malevich black squares)

but the masses demanded morе

a bottle opener, an еxpresso machine
a toothbrush, a moldy shower curtain
kostabi world was looted of all dignity
floor boards were pulled up
the front door unhinged
the holy grail a toilet seat
a final fire+breathing guest
armed with a pitchfork
crowned kostabi with shards
from a shattered chandelier
and brazenly tattooed
his facebook password to his forehead
then pointing to the smoldering rubble of kostabi world
with a sinister uncontrollable laugh
mockingly exclaimed “title this!”
his eyes l+stfully fixated on kostabi’s soul
kostabi slowly stood up
and dusted off half+eaten pizza
spilled wine and dripping candle wax
he continued wiping until his attire
had a glossy ebony shine and mirror finish

then his long steel hair began vibrating
the vibrations grew louder and louder
as his smile grew bigger and brighter
until it resembled a cheshire cat
with 88 t++th, 52 white and 36 black

proudly admiring his empire
trashed and ransacked
kostabi proclaimed triumphantly
this is my magnum opus
“i did it steinway”

the devil conceded
he’d been defeated
and called page 6

- robert c ford gene pritsker lyrics

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