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robert c. ford - hail to the gas-powered leaf-blowers lyrics

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31% omission + 59% deflection + 3 lbs. exaggeration
bake into a 360+degree pie chart
until all assets are frozen

eventually the corporate spreadsheets
developed memory leaks
no longer could soiled baby diapers
be classified as brut cologne sales

icebergs were liberated
with blow torch enthusiasm
the maldives took a dive
and disappeared

however, nocturnal emissions
continued unabated until one day
government sponsored b+tt+plugged cows
exploded into supernovas

and it rained hamburgers
for forty days and forty nights

- robert c ford lyrics

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