robert lund - 99 words for boobs lyrics
jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
elmer fudds and bouncing buddhas
sweater stretchers, lung protectors
beach umbrellas, frost detectors
scooby snacks and snake-eyes dice
jell-o molds and high-beam lights
every day i probably use
99 words for b–bs
humpty dumplings, hardy boys
double lattes, ode to joys
hooters, shooters, physics tutors
bobbsey twins and bald commuters
double-wmd’s
mre’s and pfd’s
snow-white dwarfs, pic-sso cubes
99 words for b–bs
gerber servers, holy grails
whoopee cushions, humpback whales
flying saucers, traffic stoppers
super big gulps, double whoppers
pillows, billows, don delillos
soft-serve cones and armadillos
pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for b–bs
midget earm-ffs, warming globes
strobes and probes and frontal lobes
knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
smurfs and screaming yellow zonkers
tannin’ cannons, mister bigs
big bad wolves and porky pigs
jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for b–bs
two-point jumpers, bambi’s thumpers
rubber baby buggy b-mpers
rutabagas, chi omegas
schwag the showgirls show in vegas
congo bongos, bowling pins
fast-pitch softb-lls, siamese twins
your claims i’m breast-obsessed are true
we’re quite a pair ’cause i’m a b–b too
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