robert lund - a few of the testimonies - my favorite things lyrics
brother johansen says god fixed his prostate
sister hill wails that her son’s gone apostate
missy brown details her trip to belize
these are a few of the testimonies
brother stone calls his ex+wife to repentance
sister dean can’t form a blubber+free sentence
ammon smith’s grateful the jazz beat the kings
these are a few of the fast meeting things
therе’s unchaste movies at wal+mart in layton
hillary clinton’s a minion of satan
god loves you just a bit lеss if you’re gay
these are some nuggets i’ve picked up today
when this low+key
karaoke
shows how odd we are
i simply remember i’m not warren jeffs
and then i don’t feel bizarre
(maisy? maisy? do you have any cheerios left? can i have a couple?)
madison cries that her mom flushed her turtle
then she announces her daddy’s infertile
tyler loves jesus and recess and peas
these are a few of the testimonies
elder jones gripes that less+actives frustrate ‘im
nine ctr’s thank the same things verbatim
brother mcphie knows rush limbaugh is true
and the da vinci code may well be, too
sister cabell says the united nations
must be the beast from the book revelations
folks squirm through dubious doctrine and then
everyone drowsily mumbles “amen”
when euphoria
starts to bore ya
here’s the thing that’s sweet:
each talk brings us nearer hymn 152
and then we go home to eat!
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