robert lund - the awful truth about hannah montana lyrics
i stand up, my pants fall down
i get arrested and dragged downtown
i’m waterboarded, and when it stops
i’ve got this message for the cops:
while you waste your time with me
an evil blonde is running free
underneath her headset and sequins
lurks a true juvenile deliquent!
hannah, hannah montana
carjacked my van in tarzana
hannah, hannah montana
b-tch-slapped my nana
she may look cute, she may look nice
but she’s invaded belgium twice
she runs on battery – and -ssault
and global warming is all her fault
hannah, hannah montana
imports her hash from havana
hannah, hannah montana
burned down atlantashe started typhoid and m.s.
and the global economic mess
don’t tell my achy breaky heart
that her music makes me shart
hannah, hannah montana
hates all arquettes but rosanna
hannah, hannah montana
smoked my banana
every time an earthquake hits
guess who is having giggle fits?
hey, tweens: our lawyers require us
to say beware of the miley virus!
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