robertidk - the 1,000,000 comment song lyrics
verse one:
i’m obsessed with hurricanes
i needed help, now i feel great
when there is no chocolate, there’s no peace
my fish carl came back to life
also, patches has a knife
your tongue is a lizard, stay away from me
(this is not milk)
don’t fall down the stairs or you’ll be dingus of the day
i watch you on the toilet, i watch robertidk
it’s hard to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme
dubai was lit
it’s with jack lemon
i just finished sharpening my fridge
verse two:
uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin’ i’m a human
what i gotta do to get it through to you that i’m superhuman?
i like cheese puff trees
sugondez
ba ba black sheep
i have no idea why the chicken crossed the road
but my cat ate my toaster
yeah, toast
(the fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues)
it’s about drive, it’s about power
sometimes i like to eat paper
(oh, no! our table! it’s broken!)
bridge:
why did you have to be purple?
why not red?
why not green?
every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes
verse three:
someone ate my doorframe
and sonic eats his mom
kermit ate my homework
never gonna give you up
should i be concerned that my skin is neon blue?
kermit is the king
and i ate a rubix cube
my name jeff
and i smell my pets
i have hair
dance for ten minutes
verse four:
canada potato
my nanny sleeps in class
apple sauce my queen
cereals give me gas
amogus chicken nugget
emotional damage
you can’t paint a wall blue if it’s already red, yeah
why is the pizza cold?
outro:
why am i singing this?
robertidk’s a wimp
this is a certified bruh moment
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