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robin thede - weak black women lyrics

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[spoken intro]

yo. turn me down in my headphones…yeah. that’s nice and quiet

calling all strong black women! (aye yo!)
the sisters on their olivia pope sh-t… (coats!)
the ladies who always clap back… (brrrrat!)
and are everything the world tells a strong black woman to be
this is an anthem
but it’s not for you

[chorus}

this one’s for the weak black women
that “strong” label is trash
try to tell me how to be a black woman
i’ll politely request that you kiss my -ss

this one’s for the weak black women
our squad rolls deep, there’s several
every one of my weak black women
blast this sh-t at a moderate level

[verse 1]

i broke the gl-ss ceiling
then i cleaned it all up (she’s sweepin’!)
never drink no milk, lac-tose intolerant as f-ck (wet farts!)

pull up at the office
wearing one pair of sneakers. (smart!)
but for inside the office
got another pair of sneakers. (she gellin’!)

never speak my mind (haanh!)
so much stress, i get zits
anxiety on ten, i’m the queen b: queen-a taking all the bullsh-t. (doormat!)

got 99 problems (ooo!)
unemployment ain’t one. (aye!)
so 99 of my problems
tryna get this slideshow done. (force quit!)

i f-cked up some commas
boss threw a fit (my fault!)
but i owned up to it
accountability is lit. (that’s facts!)

you know i been to prison (locked up!)
only s a volunteer (good person!)
but i’ll be in this position
for like, 3 to 5 years. (that’s experience!)

[chorus]

this one’s for the weak black women
that “strong” label is trash
try to tell me how to be a black woman
i’ll politely request that you kiss my -ss (pucker up!)

this is not about strong black women
y’all be thinking that’s all black women
don’t forget oblong black women
booty-can’t-fit-a thong black women (it’s loose!)

[verse 2]

the only red bottoms i got are hemorrhoids
b-tthole surrounded by red like illinoise

had -two- epidurals, only had one kid
school silent auction, i ain’t place no bid (nothin!)

reachin’ in my purse, i make it rain receipts
readin’ bedtime stories– -i- fall asleep (droolin!)

hoeing in these streets ’cause my garden’s on the curb
got basil for your -ss if you want some herb (organic!)

it’s been seven years since my daughter was born
but these comfy mesh drawers– still getting worn!

i got a bucket list. just a list of buckets
wore leggings to my wedding. he’s my man now, f-ck it!

[chorus]

this one’s for the weak black women
that “strong” label is trash
try to tell us how to be black women
we politely request that you kiss our -ss. (no tongue)

living up to the hype, that’s pressure
there’s too much you’re -ssuming
that strong black myth is reckless
it’s like we can’t be human (eartha!)

[bridge]

tried to pick between strong and weak
landed on cat, don’t have to speak
purr purr purr, that’s what you want
mind twisted up like a d-mn croissant
couldn’t figure out what you like
now i’m sitting here just eating mice
purr, purr, purr on all y’all clowns
meow, meow, meow
that cat s-x sounds

[chorus (2x)]

this one’s for the weak black women
that “strong” label is trash
try to tell us how to be black women
we politely request that you kiss our -ss. (cheeks!)

this one’s for the weak black women
herbal tea’s our source of power
house coat on, 6pm
go to sleep at a decent hour (nighty, night!)

[spoken outro]

getting a full 8 hours
that’s how we do
sorry if i offended you
no, i’m actually sorry
i don’t like to have confrontational relationships

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