roennreeds - political compass rap 2 lyrics
[presents right]
[presents left]
[presents anarchism]
[political compass rap 2]
[right:]
what is up b+tches
i am the right
there is only one truth:
only the strong survive
if you prop up the weak
and deny life’s brutality
exit the gene pool
with your slave morality
[left:]
h+llo my friends
it’s me, the left
achieving pure equality
for everyone is my quest
robber barons, fascists,
neo+mercantilists
i’ll critique
thеir hierarchies
and then i’ll dismantlе it
[anarchism:]
dismantle hierarchy?
not likely from this guy
he’ll create a corrupt state
and then millions will die
and when this this guy’s not
strong enough to survive
he’ll run to daddy government
and start a genocide
[right:]
not necessarily
[left:]
that’s not true
who’s this annoying guy?
[anarchism:]
i’m the anarch!
[right:]
the anarch?
[left:]
the anarch?
[anarchism:]
and i’m on freedom’s side!
[authoritarianism:]
oh look, a worm
ready to be crushed
under the boot
of doing what we must
[anarchism:]
oh god
[authoritarianism:]
i am the state
i am that which compels
the order i provide
protects you from yourself
wanna build an ethnostate
or seize the
means of production?
either one’s fine
just give me a function
[anarchism:]
all your “centralized control”
will just lead to corruption
and it’s only getting worse
unless we cause some disruption
humans need freedom
of this i’m a believer
and if you trade it for security
then you will get neither
[right:]
okay
first things first
you’re a b+tch
rejecting hierarchy
saying “eat the rich”
you’re so neurotic
i don’t have to
try to stress ya
take these ssris
so life won’t
naturally select ya
[left:]
i’m so sick of your
racism and
pointless division
you just naturalize
hierarchies that appeal
to your intuition
your strength is a bluff
it’s human bonds
that define you
we’ll see how
far your get
when no one’s standing
behind you
[right:]
ha
oh yeah, with what
your team of nerds
and freaks?
what are they gonna do
wokescold me
with tweets?
your people
are degenerates
mine build empires
we create civilization
not set it on fire
[anarchism:]
hey hey hey
i’m the one setting things
on fire here
i’m the one that destroys
structures worthy of fear
you guys just want to exploit
rob the people with taxes
[left:]
and if that goes to
welfare programs
that’s called praxis
[right:]
welfare is disgraceful
it’s pushed by the meek
an addiction
to handouts
subsidizing the weak
they take from
the worthy
and give it to parasites
an absurd idea
like civil rights
[authoritarian:]
agreed
[left:]
okay
let’s play this out
you let the strong
crush the weak
you have millions of
people rioting
in the streets!
[right:]
so we crush them too!
[left:]
but there’s more of them
than you
what happens when
there’s far too many
to subdue?
your way is
self+destructive
it only leads to
isolation
let’s create
stable nations
built on cooperation
[anarchism:]
ew, nations?
wait, ew, stability?
[right:]
heh, stable nations
are you kidding me?
what about
all the times before
like when everyone
starved in the
holodomor?
which they deserved
[right:]
that wasn’t me
that was totally him!
[authoritarian:]
the holodomor?
heh.
never happened.
[right:]
everyone’s entitled
to the fruits
of their labor
you think it’s fair
to steal it
and give it all to their
neighbors?
[anarchism:]
that’s right!
hey, maybe you’re not so terrible
if hierarchies emerge naturally
that could be bearable
it’s only when they’re enforced
by a state that they’re screwed
[right:]
yeah, cool
wasn’t talking to you
[left:]
people are
only entitled
to a fair shot at life
if you have more
their share it
whether it’s food
or your wife!
i’ll use the state
to make the
rich farmers
share all their fruit!
[right:]
and i’ll use the state
to keep the weak
under my boot!
[authoritarian:]
yes, yes
give into your urges
let the state control
everything
i don’t care
for what purpose
give me more control
over all of your lives
trust the party
everything will
be alright
[anarchism:]
this guy’s clearly a fraud
you’re like p+wns to him
he’s playing you both
for nefarious ends
while you two argue about hierarchies
and they/thems
i see your arguments slowly twist and bend
until the state consumes you both
and on oppression you two choke
until we’re fleeing on a boat
to somewhere that won’t wring out throats!
[left:]
i thought i was neurotic
you’re a little paranoid
[right:]
although i do
like your constant
need to destroy
[left:]
me too
[authoritarianism:]
the only way
either of you
will achieve your ends
is if you come together
under me as friends
and crush this rat
hiding in the sewers
below
that’s the only way that
this is going to go
[right:]
ok but maybe
there’s a balance
we’ll just use the state
on social issues
like marriage
and how people
procreate
but for economics
we’ll let the free market
run wild
unless corporations
go woke by showing
me a mixed+race child
[left:]
wait a second
that’s the opposite
of how it ought to be
the state should only
step in to
run the economy
our social lives should
be decentralized
but still collectivized
not tyrannized by
fascist scum who
want us balkanized
[anarchism:]
our f+cking lives should be
left to ourselves
not monitored and enslaved
ever heard of orwell?
[authoritarianism:]
what’s wrong with
orwell?
1984 was a guide
[anarchism:]
oh my god, whose a spook,
will you guys go outside!?
[right:]
+gasp+
did someone say
spook!?
[anarchism:]
that doesn’t mean what you think
[right:]
awww
[anarchism:]
a spook’s an abstract concept
that keeps us drinking
from his well, orwell predicted this
and 1984 was a critique you idiot
[authoritarian:]
+groan+
okay rat
that’s enough outta you
let’s take the conversation
back to you two
neither of you
have any real power
without me
let’s see how you survive
with just
impotent theory
[anarchism:]
it’s not theory
it’s human nature, it’s tit for tat
[authoritarian:]
but by what
mechanism would you
enforce that?
you’re all naive
i prepare for the
worst case
the state decides
what’s good in the
first place
[anarchism:]
why are you always
going on about force?
no human should ever be
compelled or coerced
[left:]
unless they’re
compelled to pay tax
[right:]
or compelled to
not be black!
[anarchism:]
this is all so spooked
you guys are all whack [sic]
[centrist:]
guys, guys
centrist here!
[right:]
nope, nope
get the f+ck out
[left:]
not right now
sorry, yeah
[authoritarian:]
you get no rights
[left:]
you should go
[authoritarian:]
you get no rights ever.
[anarchism:]
you are somehow more annoying than me
[centrist + not written:]
aw
[anarchism:]
please leave!
[centrist + not written:]
f+ck you
[instrumental]
[credits]
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