roger chapman - mail order magic lyrics
two dozen bottles of no. 9
one magic ring for the hypnotizing
slugs snails and a chinaman’s tooth
one webbed foot from a spotted goose
i’m going through h-ll
trying to put a spell on you
mail order magic
mail order magic
there’s a worn out pouch from a kangaroo
a voodoo dolly with a weird hairdo
an original copy of aladdin’s lamp
this mail order magic ain’t worth a stamp
well oh well
got to pin a tail on
well oh well
got to get to salem
well oh well
maybe they can sell me
how to put a spell on you
well i’m sitting up to my -rs-
in legless lizards & sader gr-ss
potions, pills all of this junk
i’d send it all back
you know there’s no refund
i got a dead dogs donga from shepherds bush
i got pharoahs scarab from hollywood
but the only thing happening in this here pad
this mail order magic is driving me mad
mail order magic
mail order magic
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