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rolf harris - maximillian mouse lyrics

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rolf harris – maximillian mouse
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i am a mouse
called maximillian mouse
and i live in my maximillian… mouse house
i’m very well bred
i’m pure castillian mouse
and i come from a long long long long long long line of
castillian mouses

ole!

but it always has been perilous
crossing the arena to the supermarkets
where i buy my cheese.

it’s regularly perilous
when i think of bull-fights
there’s a quaking in my knees

i’ve always had
a taste for colourful things
and this day i was wearing my red cortocaportocontrezbutonizonalado
e sulapa ancocobosiasacadelamanorajo et
plato del toros dressing gown

i must confess i’ve been in gullible rings
for the bull, when he saw what i wore
came rushing at me

ol…
(clear throat)
ole.

but if you think that because i am small i am puny
you are wrong
i stood my ground
i did not move
i could not move

the picador’s horse was standing on my tail
so swiftly i turned and i nipped him in the fetlocks
he was most embarr-ssed
but for the moment i was free

i pirouette to safety and the bull thunders past me
brrrah
then, i hear the trumpet call for the death
i have resolved to dispatch senor toros with the cl-ssic p-ss of the dead one
the crowd screamed “no, no!” but
i plant my feet firmly, one (stamp), and two (stamp)

(quietly)
three (stamp), four (stamp)

then, from ten yards away i called the bull to me
toros!
he comes rushing towards me!

(bang, crash)

(smugly)
i tripped him…

i am a mouse
called maximillian mouse
and i live in my maximillian… mouse house

i’m very well bred
i’m pure castillian mouse
and i come from a long long long long long long line of
bull-fighting mouses

ole!

- rolf harris lyrics

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