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ronoc 'n' roll - it just occurred to me (explosive diarrhea) lyrics

[verse 1]
out on the third date with a lady i really want
we had italian, we had chinese, now we’re at a mexican restaurant
she’d giving me eyes from across the table and her foot’s in between my thighs
tonight i’m getting lucky but i’m feeling uncomfy with a stomach rumblin’ surprise

[chorus]
it just occurred to me
this is my biggest fear
thought it was spiders or ghosts but no
turns out i had no idea
oh no, oh no, i’m gonna blow
explosive diarrhea

[verse 2]
of course this is the night she’s hot and heavy for me
i’m a lot of things right now but not one of them is h+rny
back at her place i try to escape but she’s not having it
she’s feeling me up and down in the kitchen, rubbing up against the cabinets

[keyboard solo]

[verse 3]
couldn’t hold it any longer
i spoke up when she moved her hands to my hips
started sputtering out a sentence
sounded more like i was guessing spots in battleship
told her “i think i ate something bad, i feel seasick so before
we do anything else lemme hit the head”
then i ran there and shut the bathroom door
[chorus]
it just occurred to me
this is my biggest fear
thought it was spiders or ghosts but no
turns out i had no idea
it just occurred to me
i probably won’t see her
again after i pay her for plumbing repairs, it’s clear
explosive, explosive diarrhea
explosive diarrhea

- ronoc n roll lyrics

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