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roomie - fastest rap ever lyrics

[intro]
i’m gonna show you the fastest flow
take all your money and all your dough
drop heavy lines, so look out below
i’ll wake you up when i go go go
no one can touch me, i know for sure
cause i’m on a screen, it’s a video
if swag was a crime i’d be on death row
time for the rap, baby, go me, go

[verse 1]
my name is roomie i’ll 1-up ya, welcome to 9 mile
i’m here to kidnap eminem from the candy aisle
spit my flow so sick, then he’ll me meet my bile
i’ll devour him and his gangnam-nam-nam
yeah people envy my rhymes, as they should
but i also excel at making women feel good
they call me blackbeard back in the hood
cause i look like a pirate when my third leg’s got wood

[verse 2]
i’m gonna be bigger than anything, anyone, anywhere
that is why i need to become a billionaire
buy all the ice cream and no, i won’t frickin’ share
gonna become the heaviest beyond compare
morgan spurlock, such a mcchicken
he didn’t even start to thicken
speed it up because time is tickin’
i’m already late for some b-tter-stick-lickin’

[verse 3]
this should be impossible, get on your knees and idolize
my lips are moving faster than your brain can even -n-lyze
i fill the guys with envy and the girls i fill with b-tterflies
heteronormative, sorry, i apologize
i don’t wanna wake up when i’m 65 and realize
that even if i did succeed i did telling people lies
so i just want to tell you all that what you’re seeing with your eyes
is altered and sped up, don’t trust all that’s on the internet, guys

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
that’s not my channel

- roomie lyrics

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