rosenshontz - it's the truth lyrics
[chorus]
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
ask me no questions, i’ll tell you no lies
i’m as honest as the day is long
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
ask me no questions, i’ll tell you no lies
i’m as honest as the day is long
[bridge]
did you know that
[verse]
pac+man’s on the loose
he hangs out at the local arcade
(pac+man at the local arcade)
i went there with my homework, and teacher, i’ve been trying to makе the grade
(computer sciеnce)
i finished my spelling
i did all my math
i played just one more game
and i heard that crazy laugh…
(pac+man sounds)
he jumped up, spun around, and game me a fright
then he gobbled up my papers with one big bite…
[pre+chorus]
and that’s why i didn’t hand in my homework. honest!
[chorus]
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
ask me no questions, i’ll tell you no lies
i’m as honest as the day is long
[bridge]
did you know that
[verse]
e.t. has a sister
and everybody calls her tee hee
(e.t. has a sister, tee hee)
i brought her home to my house, we sat down and watched tv
(little house on the prairie, the twilight zone)
then she took out all my toys and my dirty underwear
threw a beer can on my bed, and the checkers on a chair
(your move)
she took out everything i own
waved goodbye, and said, “tee hee phone home”
[pre+chorus]
and that’s why my room’s a mess, mom. honest!
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
ask me no questions, i’ll tell you no lies
i’m as honest as the day is long
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
ask me no questions, i’ll tell you no lies
i’m as honest as the day is long
[bridge]
did you know that
[verse]
yesterday morning, we sat down to play d&d
(dungeons and dragons, playing d&d)
when a band of orcs and goblins snuck up and attacked our party
(bill, watch out! on the left!)
(gary, on the right!)
this band of hideous monsters took us by surprise
they were armed with swords and spears, we had to run for our lives
(help!)
we came to a door
it was locked
we battered the door down
and found an ancient red dragon
(roar)
after a two+day battle, we k!lled the orcs and goblins and slew the dragon
and carried the treasure home…
[pre+chorus]
and that’s why we’re late for dinner, mom. honest!
[chorus]
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
ask me no questions, i’ll tell you no lies
i’m as honest as the day is long
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
it’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
ask me no questions, i’ll tell you no lies
i’m as honest as the day is long
[outro]
honest!
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