rosewtr - episode one: weaponized incompetence lyrics
[intro]
oh, oh+oh, oh+oh, oh+oh, woah+oh
[verse 1]
so my n+gga’s b+tching, talking ’bout “go back in the kitchen”
instead of beating his ass, i shut up and listen
he said my duty as a woman is to come home and bake
so he can have something made when he gets off the game
then, i said, “okay” (oh)
i said “alright, bet”
(oh+oh) and then i went in the kitchen
and then i cooked up some meth
(oh+oh) so here’s the lesson today
so you can be set
(oh+oh) i’m gonna get in this kitchen
and teach you how to make meth (woah+oh)
[verse 2]
and teach you how to make meth (oh)
and tеach you how to make meth
(oh+oh) you’re gonna takе the cold medicine and extract the pseudoephedrine (oh+oh)
gonna mix the iodine with some sh+t that is flammable (oh+oh)
he want a stay+at+home wife, but can’t afford a table (woah+oh)
and teach you how to make meth (oh)
and teach you how to make meth
he want a stay+at+home wife, but can’t afford a bed (oh+oh)
and don’t forget: you need to have the sulfuric acid (oh+oh)
(oh+oh) and if you did the sh+t right, it should smell like burnt plastic (woah+oh)
[verse 3]
he’s in the living room chair, asking why it’s taking so long
well, d+mn, my n+gga! i’m just cutting it with some fentanyl
he has the nerve to ask what i ‘bring to the table’
and then got mad when i put down some drugs that are fatal
and now he on some bullsh+t about ‘weaponized incompetence’ (boy, bye)
time to burn and crystallize it, don’t forget your mask
this is like an episode of breaking bad
i’m hoping after this sh+t that he will break my back
[verse 4]
(oh) now he coming in the kitchen, and he all mad
(oh+oh) screaming, yelling, and hollering “what the f+ck is that?”
(oh+oh) what do you mean, my n+gga?
(oh+oh) i’m doing what you asked?
(woah+oh) now run to the store and get some tiny ziploc bags!
[outro]
(oh, oh+oh, oh+oh, oh+oh, woah+oh)
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