royce bennett - me legs popped off (remastered) lyrics
[intro]
uh, i’m not sure how
but my legs…
they f-ckin came off!
[verse 1]
i was walkin’ round camden
just buyin’ some meth
i saw a sketchy hooded guy
and he said his name is seth
he gave me a brown bag
and then i took opened up the bag
i turned around and saw that
seth had just p-ssed off and left me alone right here with a bag full of what smells like dog sh-t
[chorus]
its a pain to walk
when you got no legs
its a pain to talk
when you got no legs
its a pain to stalk
when you got no legs
its a pain to eat chalk
when you don’t have your limbs attached
[verse 2]
since that guy ran away from me
i thought i should look round for seth
so i went up to the ominous building across the road
and hired a private investigator named beth
now beth was a woman
and i had a panic attack
because i’ve never spoken to a woman before
and also beth is black
[chorus]
its a pain to walk
when you got no legs
its a pain to talk
when you got no legs
its a pain to stalk
when you got no legs
its a pain to eat chalk
when you don’t have your limbs attached
[bridge]
so we looked around, me and beth
trying our very best
we dabbed, we stabbed, we found a crab in a lab
but then we found something but i can’t think of a word that rhymes with best
[chorus]
its a pain to walk
when you got no legs
its a pain to talk
when you got no legs
its a pain to stalk
when you got no legs
its a pain to eat chalk
when you don’t have your limbs attached
its a pain to walk
when you got no legs
its a pain to talk
when you got no legs
its a pain to stalk
when you got no legs
its a pain to eat chalk
when you don’t have your limbs attached
[outro]
we ended up finding out what was in the bag
and we also found seth
in the bag was some pez dispensers
and it turns out seth had a heat stroke and died because its summer and seth just f-cking decided to put a hoodie on
yeahhhhhhhhhh…
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