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rucka rucka ali - charlie wins over japan lyrics

[intro]
oh h-llo
it’s me, dj not nice
you know, there’s been a little tragedy in j-pan, man
come help us out now

[verse 1]
there’s a tsunami
if you don’t believe me then go see on the news
now we’re all drownin’, oh no
where did i put my little pokémon tube?
and we’re all stavin’, give us money
we need to buy a little hot sour soup
we need wasabi, eggroll
a little rice and noodle with tofu

[pre-chorus]
listen b-tch–ss ninja, i have a judo d-ld-
and i have a yellow belt in tae-kung-fu
i know you think you’re big, but you’re f-ckin’ with godzilla
so tell tsunami we’re not afraid of you

[chorus]
tell tsunami “f-ck-a you”
(do the wave, everybody, do the wave, everybody do the wave)
tell tsunami “f-ck-a you”
(put your hands up, put your hands up in the air, take off your underwear)
tell tsunam

[verse 2]
“oh h-llo charlie” (winning, duh, winning, duh)
adonis dna and tiger blood in you (winning, duh)
you have no job so, come on over
come help us clean off all this water and poo

[pre-chorus]
tell the situation, forget the f-ckin’ haitians
stop the f-ckin’ flood with all your grease and goo
come over for vacation, enjoy the radiation
don’t worry, j-pan doesn’t have any jew

[chorus]
tell tsunami “f-ck-a you”
(woo, yeah, f-ck you, tsunami, f-ck-a you, f-ck you)
tell tsunami “f-ck-a you”
(ooh, radiation, very nice, hey, is it hot in here? umm does this feel like a lump to you?)
tell tsunami “f-ck-a you”

[verse 3]
tonight, i die alone
tsunami take my home
you have ten dollar? let me have it
send it over from your phone
chinee soldiers are takin’ over
“we’ve come to help you”
suck my b-n-r
i no trust you
“why not? f-ck you”
f-ck me? f-ck you
“i’m gonna cut you”
i cut you like chinee chicken
“f-ck you b-tch, get in the kitchen”
i’m in the kitchen
“oh, then cook me up some fish and wash the dishes”
oh h-llo elmer qaddafi
don’t just eat your toffee
libya needs the water more than we do

[chorus]
tell tsunami “f-ck-a you”
(i’m a ninja turtle, i’m a-i’m a ninja turtle, turtle power turtle power super magic turtle power)
tell tsunami “f-ck-a you”
(gimme money we need money everybody give us money, i am ninja ninja turtle f-ck you cowabunga dude)
tell tsunami “f-ck-a you”
(what the j-panese need right now is some tiger blood and seven gram rocks)

[outro]
duh, winning
i would be fine out there in j-pan, i’m super f-ckin’ human
they’re losin’, i’m winning duh
how about if i come out there, cover all you j-panese in my tiger sperm
winning, duh, winning, duh, winning
winning, duh, winning, duh, winning, duh, winning
duh, forget j-pan, j-pan is gone, n0body cares, it’s emilio estevez
duh, winning
did i ask my father what to do about j-pan? no, duh
i’m a grown man, h-llo? duh, winning, winning, duh
i don’t need to hear what my father says, duh, winning
i’m 45 years old, duh

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