rucka rucka ali - christmas in afghanistan lyrics
well its that time of year where jesus died
the day when i like staying alive
eat me some turkey and f+ck my ladies mouth
well its that time i drink jim beam eggnog
i beat my kids and pray to god
to keep them jews from moving to the south
but this christmas im not at home
i’m shooting at dot heads with drones
i’m having me baked beans and and beer in afganistan this year
christmas in afghanistan, were there when freedom calls
christmas in afghanistan, yall terrorists suck my b+lls
see me flying over your town then you call me saint nick
were dropping some bombs on afghanistan
got osama’s head on a stick
this christmas i ain’t getting no denny’s feast
and i won’t be punching out jenny’s t++th
i’m standing on the line ‘tween death and life
i’m shooting at a man with 7 wives
ain’t to tv where i’m at
were watching arabs get shot in the ass
and ill blow your cave up if i must
you should have thought twice before you f+ck with us
‘cuz this christmas were fighting back
for freedom fries and for big macs
if freedom dies its taking me to h+ll with all you sand monkeys
christmas in afghanistan, were there when freedom calls
christmas in afghanistan, yall terrorists suck my b+lls
see me flying over your town then you call me saint nick
were dropping some bombs on afghanistan
got osama’s head on a stick
if i come home in missing parts
at least i made bin laden eat my farts
so bury me wrapped in the stripes and stars
and pray that no black guy steals my cars
christmas in afghanistan, were there when freedom calls
christmas in afghanistan, yall terrorists suck my b+lls
see me flying over your town then you call me saint nick
were dropping some bombs on afghanistan
got osama’s head on a stick
amerrrrrriiicaaaa
america
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