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rucka rucka ali – osama bin found lyrics


osama bin found

we now return to “celebrity apprentehh”

donald trump impression
now lil’ jon, why do you think your team lost?

lil’ jon
who what!!!!

donald trump impression
you’re supposed to be this great rapper
how’d you lose a rap battle with the deaf b-tch?

cbs news
we interrupt your program for a special word from the president of america

obama impression
my fellow americans
i have, uh, some sh-t to tell you
i know one president getting some -n-l from mich-lle
b-tch, i got him
saw bin laden out in pakistan, and shot him in the dome
and told him there you go
i got him, yo

we solved a f-cking problem, joe?
let’s break out the hennessy
everybody, smack a b-tch around from here to tennessee
now let us see which dirka dirka wants another round with me
i thought i told you crackers, you don’t wanna f-ck around with me

osama bin laden
ay, bro, recognize me?
i look like the durrky selling you a slurpee
so much noise about me
everybody judge me
no one ever loves me
they say, that i’m dead
they don’t even know i work at liquor store
they test my dna

science man 1
this says, “kareem abdul jabbar”

science man 2
yeah, that’s him!

osama impression
i drive a cab in new york
i did 9/11
i fight for jihad
al quaeda give me discount card

obama impression
b-tch please, b-b-b-tch please
get off your f-ckin’ camel
get your f-ckin’ sandals
taking, we’re t-t-taking
all your f-ckin’ countries
from you f-ckin’ monkeys

osama impression
bro, i’m from africa
i come from baghdad
the jews took my cologne
i smell like a dog

news man impression
mr. president, who should we blow up next?

obama impression
well, i know prince william
he living like a king
he don’t do sh-t
he just sit, and get sh-t for free
how the h-ll are you gonna let him pay his wedding with the money he took from you
mother f-cker, let him pay for it

what a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all fail
one of them is dead, and the others should be all in jail
oh, prince charles, living large, but your mom in charge
f-ck you, william, and tell the queen to slob all on my kn-b!

queen impression
we’re all living like kings
raping all the peasants
taking all their presents
so much nice things
we could have it all
we take it from the poor

prince william

queen impression
they say we’re inbred
i gotta f-ck me cousin, take a look at london
they mad, they want bread
but they can eat me -ss p–p

prince william

obama impression
b-tch please, b-b-b-tch please
take off the f-ckin’ crown and
blow your f-ckin’ man, b-tch
hey queen, h-h-hey queen
get off the f-ckin’ horse and
make me a f-ckin’ sandwich

osama impression
bro, f-ck you william
and f-ck your fat wh-r-
b-tch, you can suck my b-lls
i f-ck you by force

donald trump impression
h-llo my name is donnie trump
i make a billion every time i take a dump
i don’t need to win the white house, i’ll just buy it
i bought the taliban and told osama that he’s fired

now imma smart guy, what the h-ll’s this royal wedding?
i bought the palace and i’ll move in when i’m f-ckin’ ready
so when you see the prince of england stare and point and say
ey, you got some free sh-t, bozo!

all lawyer
you got some free sh-t

donald trump saying
got some free sh-t
free sh-t
it’s free sh-t!

donald trump impression
b-tch please, b-b-b-tch please
get all your f-ckin’ boys and
watch my f-ckin’ show, yeah
taking, we’re ta-a-aking
all your f-ckin’ oil
yeah b-tch, o’doyle rules!

osama impression
bro, i’m from africa
don’t f-ck with my bros
my crew’s from mexico
i blow myself up

obama impression
my fellow americans
today osama bin laden was found at a 7-eleven in pakistan, ohio.
i greeted him there myself with a birthday card as i haven’t seen him in over ten years.
i asked him to come to my daughter’s birthday party.
he declined, so i shot him in the face….myself!
we can all rest -ssured that mich-lle will be giving me a bl-w j-b tonight…with her mouth this time.

obama impression
am i really the first black man that has to convince people i killed somebody?
mich-lle, what’s that smell?