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rucka rucka ali - suck my balls (jingle bells) lyrics

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[intro]
howdy there, f-ggots
it’s me, toby queef
everybody wanna hear a story?
grab your fifth of beethoven
or yer moonshine with a little bit o’ eggnog in there for good luck
and listen up
the following was all said by jesus christ at some point

[verse 1]
i was drivin’ down the street
when the police came to me
and they pulled to me to the curb
and said “can i see id?”
and i said, “no sir, f-ck you”
you’re probably a jew
so deck the halls and suck my b-lls
let’s a smoke a blunt or two
or, you could

[chorus]
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
police all to have aids (hey)
got ’em one day from a bathhouse gang
in southeastern la (yay)
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
police all have aids (hey)
so i hit the gas, and i crushed his -ss
and then i got away

[verse 2]
so i drove down to the park
to hunt right after dark
and i saw some hippies dancin’
so i shot one in the heart
and his friend said
“oh sh-t, you f-ckin’ k!lled him, man!”
then i made him eat his frisbee, and he threw up in his hand
and i made him

[chorus]
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
hippies all have aids (hey)
got ’em one time from the b-tt s-x vine on a vacation in spain (hey)
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
hippies all have aids (hey)
they smoke their crack, and shoot their smack, and smell like sh-t all day

[verse 3]
went to the t-ttie bar
’cause it wasn’t too far
saw a big t-ttie b-tch with a bush so big, one day she’ll be a star
she likes twinkies in her g-string
or maybe a hershey bar
tonight, we gon’ cow tippin’ in the f-ckin’ t-ttie bar (yeehaw)

[chorus]
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
fat b-tches love cake
i love to f-ck fat b-tches, like catholics like to rape (hey)
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
fat b-tches love cake
and if you stole this album, rucka thinks your f-ckin’ g-y

[outro]
white power
powder? you know, cocaine?
yeehaw

- rucka rucka ali lyrics

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