rucka rucka ali - suck my balls lyrics
howdy there, f-ggots!
it’s me, toby queef
everybody wanna hear a story?
grab your fifth of beethoven,
or yer moonshine with a little bit o’ eggnog in there for good luck,
and listen up.
the following was all said by jesus christ at some point:
i was drivin’ down the street
when the police came to me
and they pulled to me to the curb,
and said “can i see id? ”
and i said, no, sir, f-ck you
your probably a jew
so deck the halls and suck my b-lls,
let’s a smoke a blunt or two
orrr, you could…
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
police all to have aids (hey)
got ’em one day from a bathhouse gang
in southeastern la (yay)
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
police all have aids (hey)
so i hit the gas, and i crushed his -ss,
and then i got away.
so i drove down to the park,
to hunt right after dark.
and i saw some hippies dancin’
so i shot one in the heart.
and his friend said,
“oh sh-t, you f-ckin’ killed him, man! ”
then i made him eat his frisbee, and he thre up in his hand.
and i made him…
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
hippies all have aids (hey)
got ’em one time from the b-tt s-x vine on a vacation in spain (hey)
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
hippies all have aids (hey)
they smoke their crack, and shoot their smack, and smell like sh-t all day.
went to the t-ttie bar
’cause it wasn’t too far
saw a big t-ttie b-tch with a bush so big, one day she’ll be a star
she likes twinkies in her g-string,
or maybe a hershey bar
tonight, we gon’ cow tippin’ in the f-ckin’ t-ttie bar (yeehaa)
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
fat b-tches love cake.
i love to f-ck fat b-tches, like catholics like to rape (hey)
suck my b-lls
suck my b-lls
fat b-tches love cake.
and if you stole this alb-m, rucka thinks your f-cking gay
what… powder!
powder? you know, cocaine?
yee-haw!
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