rucka rucka ali - the story of jesus lyrics
[intro]
god’s kid was born inside a born
and put inside a manger
three wise men rolled up, and
told his mom this kid here is a
super mega power ranger
groom him to fight satan
jesus learned to walk on water
causing roman soldiers b+tthurt
he was buried at a cross and dug up after…
3 days (sh+t)
[chorus]
i know the story of jesus
f+ck who doesn’t believe
he’s a dark skin hebrew albino
and he really loves you and me
all your sins he planted in you
are lifted if you submit to… (christ)
i know the story of jesus
he was made up by a jew
(jеw!)
his story was first made up by a jew
(jew!)
thе story was first made up by a jew
(jew!)
[verse 1]
kid and ghost are three, and also one with father
opposed to human vice
the f+ckin’ treacherous burn under
you’ll know that when you die
they painted his skin white
his real name was probably mike!
and he was so black, he could turn water to crackers, and he was g+y
(that’s yummy)
[chorus]
i know the story of jesus
f+ck who doesn’t believe
he’s a mexican in ohio, with no proof of citizenry
he’s the phrase you grunt in bathrooms
a big, black guy’s prison tattoos (christ)
i know the story of jesus
he was made up by a jew
(jew!)
his story was made up by a jew
(jew!)
the story was first made up by a+
[bridge]
i know the story of jesus
he’s real if you believe
he will climb in through your window
in green tights, when you’re 3
all your sins he planted in you
he will search for with his d+ck too
[chorus]
i know the story of jesus (christ )
he was made up by a
i know the story of jesus
f+ck who doesn’t believe
he’s a billboard next to the highway
and he needs your f+ckin’ money
he’s the r+t+rd kid that hits you
the priest that wants to kiss you…
[outro]
i know the story of jesus
his body was raped by a couple crazy jews…
(jew!)
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