rucka rucka ali - xi ping little dick funny song with kim jong lyrics
[intro]
yes, h+llo
h+llo
are you ready for number one song in usa?
china
[verse 1]
i’m running all of shanghai
i will hit you with a club if i find out that you bang guys
just hang out and bake rice
good luck finding me, we all look like the same guy
we could make you new nikes, or a bootleg dvd of a bug’s life
our lead is so nice, give a chinese toy to a kid that you like
[refrain]
no, talk sh+t about chinese clothes
they’re the finest that you know
drycleaning store is closed
whoa no, no
[pre+chorus]
i know we just met but here
eggroll, eggroll (eggroll)
eggroll, eggroll
i grow little kids inside
a hole, eggroll, whoa
[chorus]
china is the greatest country, f+ck where you are from
we are best at gold and rugby, china number one
i intern a million muslims, made them all sign up
for vacation in a camp ground, all because i got
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
we eat labs and pugs
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
we steal patents
[verse 2]
i from pyongyang, i throw a
missile to the ground then it fall down, i poor now
please send some pork and a fork, let’s go now
missile go real low now
california, yeah b+tch, really gonna blow now
call me your bro now, i own all of socal, you gonna glow now
[pre+chorus]
i know we just met but world explode
explode, explode, explode
i bomb everywhere you thought i won’t go
let’s go, let’s go
[chorus]
i drop bomb into your country, blow up where you’re from
i’m a little bit of country, little rock and roll
north korea best korea, south is getting f+cked
i will eat all of the quinoa and you all get a crumb, ’cause i got
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
we gon’ have some lunch
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
[bridge]
so, i will take taiwan and seoul
also north and south pole
china will attain control
oh no, it’s cold
bro, i’m like asian dave grohl
always try to reach my goals
the election that i stole
[chorus]
we take over your country, asia number one
we don’t like you ’cause you’re honkeys, muricans are dumb
always eating fries and big macs with a stupid fork
learn to hold a f+cking chop stick, sh+t isn’t so hard
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
hold the stick inside your thumb
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
just a little d+ck
eat a bag of bugs
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