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rugburns - tree hugger lyrics

i’d rather have a sh-tty girlfriend than a sh-tty car
if my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves i could travel really far
i’d rather have a sh-tty meal than a sh-tty resume
’cause a totally awesome resume will feed me steak one day
i’d rather have a sh-tty body than a sh-tty voice
on my body i could wear some clothes, on my voice i have no choice

feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
let’s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
i don’t need tofu if i’ve got you to help me forget those b-gg-rs, oh
we’ll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers

the earth is so polluted i could never walk barefoot, ouch
on earth day i was going to plant some trees, but i planted my -ss on the couch
i try to eat what’s good for me, but i like captain crunch
and an extra large snickers bar with a gl-ss of hawaiian punch
i was going to join an ad hoc committee, but i don’t know what ad hoc means
i think it’s a special kind of rock for stone washed denim jeans

i went to a special school for kids whose parents were catholic
on hot dog day we could wear what we wanted, i always ate four and got sick
once i kissed a girl behind the convent and i got really fl-stered
i’ll never forget the way she smelled, she tasted just like mustard
now every time i go to the market and i reach the mustard row
i have to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins to grow

as a child i was pretty sick, i could make my arm come out of it’s socket
i used to like a girl scout once she put her hand inside of my pocket
i used to go to church a lot, i was an altar boy
got to ring the bells at communion time, it gave me special joy
don’t know what i believe in now, i’m filled with foggy guilt
i’m too scared not to believe in god, i never touch myself under my quilt

feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
let’s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
i don’t need tofu if i’ve got you to help me forget those b-gg-rs, oh
every day’ll be hot dog day and we’ll live like a couple tree huggers

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