ryan reynolds - good afternoon lyrics
(verse 1)
[clint]
now, fellow, here you are
in a sh+tty british bar
with a frothy little frown upon your lips
another pint for me friend
extra warm!
[present]
your accent blows
[clint]
well, i beg to differ
as you’re drownin’ in that ale, you’re
feelin’ like a failure
you’re sorrier than soggy fish and chips
but you don’t have to sit and pout
just let your inner scrooge come out
’cause why should any other jerk enjoy his day?
when you’re down in the dumps and need some cheerin’ upsies
turn and tap
an ‘apless chap
and sweetly say:
(chorus)
good afternoon! good afternoon!
[barmaid]
well, i never!
[clint]
just let one fly
and you’ll be smi+
lin’ pretty soon
like this: good afternoon!
[customer]
i beg your pardon!
[clint]
you pompous ass
[barmaid]
it’s like “you’re awful” but with a little touch of class
[clint and barmaid]
oh, two little words can really change a tune
[clint]
good afternoon!
[customer]
good afternoon!
[barmaid]
good afternoon!
(verse 2)
[clint]
so you’ve done nothing wrong
in so very, very long
and i get it’s an important point of pride
[present]
it’s part of my job
[clint]
but put on a doomsday choir
you know you wanna try it
better to never let all of your bitter be bottled up inside
[carriage driver]
oy, out of the road, dingus!
[clint]
oh, come on, bub. he’s got it coming. you know you want to. come on! it’s right there. just let it
(chorus)
[present]
good afternoon!
[clint]
yes!
[present]
good afternoon!
[carriage driver]
the h+ll you say!
[clint]
so you’re a w+nkerous, cantankerous buffoon
[carriage driver]
what’s all this, then?
[present]
good afternoon!
you smell of sh+te
[clint]
now we didn’t say “good morning” or “good night”
[present]
that’s right!
[clint and present]
now two little words can really change a tune
[clint]
good afternoon
[present]
good afternoon
[little girl]
good afternoon!
(bridge)
[present]
she clogged the loo
[woman]
good afternoon!
[clint]
he diddled your wife
[gentleman]
good afternoon!
[man]
and another thing, i swear upon my life
[woman]
good afternoon!
[present]
he has the plague
[woman]
good afternoon!
[clint]
she called you a wh0re
[woman]
good afternoon!
[oliver twist]
i’m an orphan sir, may i please have some more?
[clint and present]
good afternoon!
[clint]
good afternoon, guv’nor!
[gentleman]
good afternoon!
[clint]
pardon his french!
[gentleman]
good afternoon!
[clint and present]
just deplore ’em
with decorum
like you’re judi bl++dy dench
[clint]
wait, wait, was that judi dench?
[present]
oh my god, she’s a national treasure. i love her in everything
[clint]
i loved her in that, that chocolate movie
[present]
chocolat
[clint]
chocolat!
[all]
while we’re stumbling through the streets of london town
the quickest little kick is kicking people when they’re down
(instrumental break)
[all]
good afternoon! it’s tons of fun
[present]
and if you’re short, then you can kiss my d+ckens, son!
[clint]
wait, wait! no, no, no, no! stop!
[present]
no, it’s charles d+ckens! it’s a funny little thing
[clint]
yes, yes, but there is a baby
[present]
oh, there’s a baby! madam, i am so sorry!
[clint]
and ma’am
[clint and present]
good afternoon!
[all]
good afternoon!
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