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ryder kaplan - the legend of the oj og lyrics

[hook 1: travis scott and ryder kaplan]
straight from mexico, call her quintana (tana)
d-mn she smoke my dope (dank), swear to god we go rambo (the legend of the oj og)
if you disrespect the dope, straight from mexico call her quintana (end of an era!)
d-mn she smoke my dope, swear to god we go rambo
if you disrespect the dope… (let’s get it!)

[verse 1: ryder kaplan]
i sack dudes like i’m richard sherman
i’m the f-cking super man
i’m like troy polamalu
my light switch has no back to hold in the battery
beat up my d-ck and i call that a battery
i prefer liquid glue over a glue stick
i’ve got a glue d-ck, [???] stick
madden 15 is the bomb
i still collect pokemon
pokemom rhymes with mom and i f-ck that
and i totally rap, and you’re totally a f-g
and in cypress bay i’ve got 8 cl-sses
i put oreos in your mom, dad, and grandma’s -sses
and then eat them
2pac called me up for a feature
yeah that’s right i can see into the future

[hook 2: travis scott and ryder kaplan]
straight from mexico, call her quintana
d-mn she smoke my dope, swear to god we go rambo (we go rambo)
if you disrespect the dope, straight from mexico call her quintana (squad!)
d-mn she smoke my dope (yup!), swear to god we go rambo
if you disrespect the dope…

[verse 2: ryder kaplan]
i am the newborn reincarnation of biggie smalls
i’m chillin’ in the school bathroom, and it’s d-cks i draw
i speak two languages but i’m not bilingual
f-ck that, i ain’t g-y i’m straight-lingual
i bet you thought this was my last single
my d-ck is as hard as a pringle
i’m talkin’ barbecue sauce, i’m a barbecue boss
and my hot dogs are the best, and that wasn’t a d-ck metaphor
i was on my way to school when i met a wh-r-
we did doggy style in the 800s building, third floor
it was pretty dope
her name was queen latifah

[verse 3: ryder kaplan]
i’ll blow you the f-ck up in fifa
madden too, i’m such a crip, yet still a jew
i made a ninja star out of paper, i’ll throw it at you
it’s been so long since the days of spiderman 2
but i’ll still f-ck a dog that rhymes with log
i’ll see through the fog
and now i see that you’re a h-m-
now i’m throwing touchdowns and chillin’ with tony romo
[???] like i’m from alabama, call that shit quintana
(god d-mn!) (cold, ryder) (so fresh!)
geometry is a useful sk!ll for the future (truuuu)
i grew some facial hair and now i look like ashton kutcher (really?)
i played tennis for about a month
i don’t think i’m going to graduate, just a hunch (nah)
i slept through breakfast, then i ate brunch (ooo)
i am an american warrior
f-ck your order, after dinner, i eat lunch (shiiet)
and you’re a d-ck, munch!
f-cked an 80 year old granny while i wear my mom’s panties (ooo)
my last mixtape won like 20 grammies (truuu)
your parents lied to you, i am the tooth fairy (squad)
4.5 thousand plays on soundcloud and that’s f-cking awesome
now i’m climbing trees like a f-cking possum
14 retweets and the b-tches come see me
it’s ’cause they heard that i shoot horse semen, f-ck

[hook 3: travis scott and ryder kaplan]
straight from mexico, call her quintana (oj og cold as f-ck)
d-mn she smoke my dope, swear to god (i’m out y’all i’ll see y’all later, god dayuum) we go rambo
if you disrespect the dope, straight from mexico call her quintana
d-mn she smoke my dope, swear to god we go rambo
if you disrespect the dope…

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