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ryder thomas - cotton eye joe is at the school prom lyrics

[intro]
oh
ow ow!

[chorus]
cotton eye joe is at the school prom
we know where he came from and where did he go
he went to the school prom, school prom

[verse 1]
cotton eye joe is playing the banjo
at the school prom
that’s how he got the girls
cotton eye joe bought a synthesizer
in 1994
he knew how to make a southern dance hit
in the mid 90s
but now

[chorus]
cotton eye joe is at the school prom
we know where he came from and whеre did he go
he wеnt to the school prom, school prom
school prom

[verse 2]
cotton eye joe has a forgotten eurodance band
who made one hit
and got a 1.7 on rym
ow ow

cotton eye joe is starting fist fights
messing with the big guys
stealing the girls
from the big guys and the big girls
but

[bridge 1]
cotton eye joe is 40
but still in highschool
cotton eye joe is 40
but still in high+high school
cotton eye joe is 40
but still in highschool
cotton eye joe is 40
but he’s still high
in the school
oh god+

…ow

[verse 3]
everybody is throwing empty soda cans
at cotton eye’s eye
cotton eye is causing a huge brawl
with every dude in entire school
every dude ever
cotton eye joe
dude from the 90s dance hit
if you pay attention to the lyrics
you could have predicted this

because

[bridge]
cotton eye joe is a song about stds
cotton eye joe is spreading stds
cotton eye joe is a song about stds
cotton eye joe is spreading stds
cotton eye joe is a song about stds
cotton eye joe is spreading stds
cotton eye joe is a song about stds
cotton eye joe has an std

cotton eye joe
cotton eye joe
cotton eye joe
cotton eye
cotton eye
cotton eye joe
cotton eye joe
cotton eye joe
cotton eye joe
cotton eye
cotton eye
cotton eye joe is a song about stds
cotton eye joe is spreading stds
cotton eye joe is a song about stds
cotton eye joe is spreading stds
cotton eye joe is a song about stds
cotton eye joe is spreading stds
cotton eye joe is a song about stds
giving everybody an std

[outro]
wow
dan, ow
wow
uh ow ow
ow ow

my suit’s wet!

- ryder thomas lyrics

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