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ryzane crow - costco card lyrics

[polites]
you can eat well, my friend

[odysseus, spoken]
huh?

[polites]
i can tell you’re getting hangry
so let’s get some condiments here
and try to relax my friend

[odysseus]
i’m fine, polites

[polites]
think of all the food we’ll eat here
we will thrive when we get treats near

i know that you’re tired and you wanna eat now
tell me, can you possibly ignore this twinge?
look at how you grip your fork, enough said
why should we crave when we could binge
listening to epic songs while waiting
it won’t take long, it’ll be just fine
here’s a polish hot dog for your taste, just
give it a try with some mustard
i’m telling you
this place is amazing when you eat with a costco card
their ice cream machine works and we’ll buy heap loads of some sugar
no matter the aisle, we can still eat our fill and hunger more
greet the staff with open arms
we’ll get a discount with our charms

[odysseus, spoken]
food’s here!

[costco staff, spoken]
food’s here

[polites]
my friend, greet the cashier with open arms

[odysseus]
here is his costco card

[costco staff, spoken]
card

[odysseus]
6 hundred tiramisu and cheesecake for my crew
he’s paying for us two

[costco staff, spoken]
him?
[odysseus]
if you don’t give us our food
we’ll go to walmart and bomb your reviews

[costco staff, spoken]
here u go!

[polites]
see? this place is amazing when you eat with a costco card
their service is great, let’s get samples and follow both our hearts
no matter the place, we can still eat our fill and hunger more
greet the staff with your receipts
unless you want other stuff to eat

[odysseus]
my friend, i really need to leave because i’m done, and this receipt is 10 feet long and all your money’s gone
it took me a while to know what kind of food i want to eat
something crunchy, chips, doritos, bacon, or just something free
there’s nothing to get with a costco card

[polites]
excuse me, i’d like to show my friend around this store
could you tell me where there’s other food to eat?

[costco staff, spoken]
the freezers
[polites]
the freezers! you’re saying there’s some juice and ice cream bars
could you tell us where to go and stuff the cart?

[costco staff, spoken]
right, that way

[polites, spoken]
thank you!

[costco staff, spoken]
welcome

[polites]
this place is amazing when you eat with a costco card
i see in your face, you want a membership inside this mart
so why don’t we go to customer service and buy one now?
greet the cashiers with open arms
and return with bags of carbs

[odysseus]
get the sodas with stronger arms

[polites]
you can eat well, my friend

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