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rza & dj scratch - saturday afternoon kung fu theater, pt. 1 lyrics

sat+rday afternoon kung fu theater, pt. 1 lyrics
[intro]
sat+rday afternoon
kung+fu theater
mami, it’s sat+rday afternoon kung+fu theater
what’s today’s special feature?
today’s special feature is bobby digital versus the rza and the pit full of snakes
turn my mic up a little bit
yo, bobby digital, ha

[verse 1]
ayo, i could take a rain drop, turn it to an icicle
pull off in that blue escalade, you still rockin’ tricycles
michael myers mask on my face
copper filtered in
n+95 edition boy, i’m a virus k!lla
try to quarantine me
my chi increase like akira
money coming in the mail
i got cheese like quesadilla
you’re generic, prosthetic, pathetic, your rap is too synthetic
you can’t cope with me, kiddo, this is verbal athletics

[chorus]
thirty+six pressure points we choose
hit that fatal
aikido blow tae+kwon+do, whirlwind kicks, tornadoes
bobby digital back in black shampoo
it’s like a animal house, national lampoon, haha
[verse 2]
gag ’em up with a spoon
i got the bag in the other room
i bought a mansion
but still sleep in my mother’s room
see me floatin’ on my brother’s yacht
yo, check it, here’s another plot
hip+hop was going cold
let me turn y’all on to something hot

[chorus]
thirty+six pressure points, bong, that’s fatal
aikido blow tae+kwon+do, whirlwind kicks, tornadoes
bobby digital back in black shampoo
it’s like a animal house, national lampoon

[interlude]
classical physics, mechanical physics and thermodynamics
electromagnetism and quantum theory
these are some of the powers used by the great bob digital
classical physics, mechanical physics and thermodynamics
electromagnetism and quantum mechanics
these are the tactics of bobby digital

[verse 2]
life may deal you a pill that’s too hard to swallow
i’m getting mines today, they say the sun will come out tomorrow
the greece believe it was being dragged across the sky by apollo
this ain’t showtime or the old school daze of giancarlo
take it back to when fred sanford use to argue with rallo
back when mike was learning to throw hands with the great cus d’amato
plus the motto was flush the bottle of crack down the toilet
before the spot was rushed by the narcos
tony starks in dark clothes
ambulance screechin’
this homeless man was reachin’ inside the garbage can for his evening meal
while the pope was still preachin’
my fake friends, they still leechin’
they want my money, they want my lab, they want my fame
but they won’t accept my teachings
clear it out like its clearasil
revolve spin like a ferris wheel
a day off like ferris bueller
cause you popped a perc a pill
pulled back the curtains to reveal what you thought was real
but really wasn’t really real, it was just a f+ckin’ pill
[chorus]
thirty+six pressure points, bong, that’s fatal
aikido blow tae+kwon+do, whirlwind kicks, tornadoes
bobby digital back in black shampoo
it’s like a animal house, national lampoon
thirty+six pressure points, bong, that’s fatal
aikido blow tae+kwon+do, whirlwind kicks, tornadoes
bobby digital back in black shampoo
it’s like a animal house, national lampoon

[bridge]
bobby digital
bobby digital
bobby

[outro]
wow, mommy that was great
can we watch another movie next sat+rday?
ah, bobby digital is so cool
be sure to tune in next week
for the masked avengers and heroes of the east

- rza dj scratch lyrics

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