ray stevens – hello mama lyrics
[mama]
h-llo?
[osama]
h-llo mama, this is osama.
i’m in a geisha house in yokohama.
i swear i don’t know nothing ’bout no tennis shoe bomb.
i’m a nervous wreak, w’s breathin’ down my neck.
[mama]
goodness me, mercy sakes.
listen son, what on earth are you thinking?
[osama]
i don’t know
[mama]
tell me something, have you been drinking?
[osama]
no! i aint been drinking.
[mama]
this aint no way to behave you’re gonna send me to my grave!
[osama]
hold it mama! you know i can’t talk long at all,
w just might trace this call. wait a minute. uh oh!
[w]
we will not tire. we will not fail.
however long it takes you know we will prevail.
[mama]
mercy sakes
[osama]
mama i don’t wanna go. to guantanamo.
so mama send me some dough. another hundred million or so.
i think it’s worse than dead broke. down in guantanamo.
[mama]
h-llo?
[usama]
h-llo mama, this is “usama”
i’m in a mud hut in the middle of uganda.
now here’s the thing i changed my name to “usama”
yeah, ’cause w’s nipping at my heels.
now i know how salman rushdie feels.
[mama]
goodness me, mercy sakes.
listen son i’m not trying to upset you.
[usama]
i know
[mama]
but honey if they do catch you.
[usama]
oh for goodness sakes bite your tongue!
[mama]
you know it’s every mother’s prayer, you have on clean underwear.
[usama]
hold it mamma! w just wont leave me alone, i think he might of tapped this phone.
wait a minute. uh oh!
[general]
we will not tire, we will not fail.
do not p-ss go just go directly to jail.
[mama]
goodness me!
[osama]
mama i don’t wanna go. to guantanamo.
so mama send me some dough. another hundred million or so.
i think it’s worse than dead broke. down in guantanamo.
{repeat and fade}
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