remy ma – conceited telephone skit lyrics
voice mail greeting:
kid:
all u n-gg-z, callin’ here for my mommy, say all for sh-t! like that daddy?
(first unheard message:)
guy:
now u don’t answer the phone, f-ckin b-tch. that’s why i f-cked the sh-t outta you u f-ckin b-tch! i hope all them terror squad n-gg-z is runnin thru u u f-ckin b-tch! and i’ma call the radio station about how i f-cked the sh-t outta u and i had my d-ck in ur mouth u b-tch! i f-ckin hate chu u f-ckin dirrty b-tch. f-ckin black -ss p-ssy, i ain’t callin u neva again! next time i see u i’ma put my d-ck right in ur mouth u b-tch!
(click – message erased)
(guy:)
yooo! call me back yo! i was just playin yo! call me back yo just, nah mean? i wanna talk to you for a minute. k? alright
(click – message erased)
(girl:)
h-llo remy? u dont’ know me but i’m just aware of the fact that you’re the b-tch that’s f-ckin my man. and when his phone be ringing over and over again, early in the morning, that would be me. he lives with me. he loves me. i’m not going no where. we have 33 kids together. u know i’m sayin, i like your music too, he’s just alil star struck right now. if you’re a real b-tch like u say u are then fall back! and tell him when he get home, i’m f-ckin him up!
(click – message erased)
(girl:)
yo rem, itz me! whoever u with, ditch that n-gg-! i’m with two n-gg-z right now and they ready to do everything son! everything! yo, one n-gg- talkin bout, there’s sum um bout remy… check this out, when u get this messege, bring the dutches wit chu when u come, and son, this time, do not forget the cam corder!
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