s.o.n & keagan grimm - gary christmas lyrics
[intro: s.o.n & keagan grimm]
hold on, hold on. we ain’t singing this rudolph the red+nosed reindeer bullsh+t. we need something you can shake your ass to. keagan, what up? drop that sh+t!
okay
[chorus: keagan grimm]
we out here dropping off packages like we trapping out the sleigh
i’m talkin’ me and saint nicholas, we go way back in the day
you can shake it if you got it, make it jingle all the way
it’s f+ckin’ christmas, motherf+ckin’ christmas day
we put on charlie brown christmas or maybe friday after next
we gonna slide up in these slippers, we gon’ open up presents
and you can take your ass to church if you religious, whatevеr
it’s f+ckin’ christmas, motherf+ckin’ christmas day
[verse 1: s.o.n]
yo! hey!
i’m burning christmas trees with keagan (what?), ’tis thе f+ckin’ season
and the .45 is loaded so don’t give me a reason (okay!)
that naughty list is long and we done f+ckin’ checked it twice
so if you actin’ like a b+tch your body hangs like christmas lights
i threw a ten strip in the noggin, now your grandma’s table+dancin’
see i’m all about the fam like my name was charlie manson
mrs. claus is just a freak, i got that fat b+tch on a leash
and every time i smack her ass she goes and bakes a pie for me
yeah, my h+rns are made of peppermint so you can say i’m sweet (aww)
just a handsome little devil that’s your stepdaddy to be
i stuffed your momma full of coal ’til she was swole, that b+tch deserved it (okay)
and turned her out for entertainment like a clown that’s at the circus
[chorus: keagan grimm]
we out here dropping off packages like we trapping out the sleigh
i’m talkin’ me and saint nicholas, we go way back in the day
you can shake it if you got it, make it jingle all the way
it’s f+ckin’ christmas, motherf+ckin’ christmas day
we put on charlie brown christmas or maybe friday after next
we gonna slide up in these slippers, we gon’ open up presents
and you can take your ass to church if you religious, whatever
it’s f+ckin’ christmas, motherf+ckin’ christmas day
[verse 2: keagan grimm]
ho! ho! ho! ho!
it’s the night before, the kids are finally asleep, i hope
the stockings are hung by a nail in the wall, it’s the only way i know
we got krampus running up and down the block but i been out here with the red ryder c+cked
it’s christmas up in this house, you can grinch around and find out
grab mrs. claus by the naughty bits if i’m on the naughty list and i deserve it
she got a ticket to ride on the polar express, i’m drunk off the eggnog swervin’
i’ma tear it open, unwrappin’ the gifts that i got
i’m so, i’m so cold, pour me the cocoa in a mug that i stole from ihop
you’re gonna shoot your eye out, godd+mn, i’m turbo man in a santa suit
rattling chains in a dungeon, lean in my cup like the ghost of christmas future
roll up that mistletoe, elf on dvd, let’s go
i’m about to get stoned, run up here and get home alone
[chorus: keagan grimm]
we out here dropping off packages like we trapping out the sleigh
i’m talkin’ me and saint nicholas, we go way back in the day
you can shake it if you got it, make it jingle all the way
it’s f+ckin’ christmas, motherf+ckin’ christmas day
we put on charlie brown christmas or maybe friday after next
we gonna slide up in these slippers, we gon’ open up presents
and you can take your ass to church if you religious, whatever
it’s f+ckin’ christmas, motherf+ckin’ christmas day
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