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s7vn - midmas lyrics

(intro)
(hey, s7vn)
wugwan
(yeah, do you like christmas?)
h+ll no
(yeah, i know right. i love the message, but, the celebration is a little overrated)
yeah honestly, let’s just make a song about it…

christmas? more like midmas
(ha! gottem)

(verse 1 + huntsman)
mall’s packed for the fourth day in a row (yeah)
no place to park, where do i go?
summer here so we don’t even get the snow (ooh)
christmas shopping is the worst when your cash low
good thing that i thought ahead
got it all planned out, i’mma keep my bread
buy the cheapest stuff, i don’t give a cr+p
you can tell by the way that the gifts are wrapped (jheez)
have to brace myself to see my family
hopefully grandma gonna spoil me
i’m an adult now so that’s not likely
man i hate these family gatherings
and the family expands gradually
just like the grinch, i’ll steal a tree
next, i’m coming straight from the turkey
eat it all by myself just to be quirky
i’ll burn down the house leaving the stove on, i don’t care
hopefully that teaches aunty i don’t want no more underwear
i wanted something cool, maybe a ball, maybe the first season of better call saul
but it is what it is, i’m no longer small
so it makes sense that i can’t get a nice haul
wait no, it doesn’t make sense! (facts)
grandpa, there is no defense (there’s not)
i’m coming from my revenge
you brought me socks, you choose violence
now the whole family holding me back (ooooh)
put siblings to sleep when i give them a whack
flip the table cause i am a maniac
and now christmas is done, did i over react?
nah… it’s not my fault (it’s not)
can’t blame me for that clear assault (for real)
sure, i got a bit mad, but aunty, that sweater i already had
ooooh i’m so angry
i’m gonna hide in the pantry bro
i’m like a banshee yo!
so just get back before i blow
anyway, i’m banished now
so what can i say, my step mum’s a cow
oh well, not much of a holiday
because criminal charges are coming my way
(erm, hmm, yeah i regret it all)
(verse 2 + s7vn)
yeah, they told me it’s christmas, but i don’t wanna hear this
man can’t get no bliss, family wants to reminisce
with sh+t movies like the polar express (euh)
wonder when tv’s gonna give this a rest
same old stress, another christmas mess (oh dear)
exhausting paper on christmas cards
just to discard later
christmas gifts costing greater (cha ching)
it’s f+ckin’ november, why is there christmas stock?
opening presents for more socks
cr+p music, even mariah couldn’t carey (that’s right)
we’re f+cking up christmas like stuffing the turkey
it’s over, no more pavlova (euh)
no more lights to bright the night (yeah)
no more family fights, alright
no more of your ugly jumpers (yeah)
no more early morning stunters (yeaah)
cause that’s sour like peppermints
for 25 days i ain’t opening the advent (you got it)

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