saint hung - old macdonald lyrics
[hook]
old mcdonald had a chode
c+h+o+d+e
and on that chode he had d+ck cheese
c+h+o+d+e
with some foreskin here
and some food crumbs there
cumshot, cumshot
everywhere a cumshot
old mcdonald had a chode
c+h+o+d+e
[verse 1]
old mcdonald wanted to take me to his farm
i was like, “okay” because this dude had some charm
we walked passed the barn and went straight into his bed
then he pulled down his pants and wanted me to give him head
i said yes, ’cause i was h+rny as f+ck
then i pulled down his pants and started eating out his b+tt
i was doin’ work with my tongue and i almost made him nut
he called me a little sl+t
wait, what?
i took a look at his d+ck and saw that he had a chode
oh no
how’s he s’posed to fit it all the way down my throat?
how am i supposed to enjoy it when his lil’ d+ck explodes?
how the h+ll am i gonna make him shoot a motherf+ckin’ load?
wait, i think that i got an idea
i think that i can convince him that i have gonorrhea
then he won’t f+ck me, right? right?
well we told me, “bend over, i bet that your ass is tight”
[hook]
old mcdonald had a chode
c+h+o+d+e
and on that chode he had d+ck cheese
c+h+o+d+e
with some foreskin here
and some food crumbs there
cumshot, cumshot
everywhere a cumshot
old mcdonald had a chode
c+h+o+d+e
[verse 2]
he just wouldn’t stop railin’ me from behind
he said, “stop tryin, you’ll forever be mine”
but i didn’t feel anything when i got my back blown out
old macdonald told me he likes to be choked out
an idea sparked in my head and then i became a top
then i put my hands on his throat and i felt his throbbing c+ck
he was liking it but i was just tryna f+ckin’ k!ll him
i was tryna drill him
cum in his b+tt, i’m tryna fill him
fill him up so much that he explodes
time to say goodbye to that little chode
compared to my d+ck: it’s like an elephant to a toad
take a look at his dead body, time to f+ckin’ stroke
i was jerkin’ and jerkin’, but an old man started lurkin’
he was takin’ pictures of me
i hope those do not surface on the internet
now i hear an alarm
it was all just a dream
i woke up h+lla hard
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