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salad dodgers - after i eat (no food left) lyrics

[verse 1: lardball]
i’ll eat sweets, i’ll eat fats
i just want a perfect snack
to satisfy the hunger, then you’ll be calling me big stack
you know i really love food, it’s why i’m fat
i mean it’s pretty obvious that i’m gonna eat all of that
if i trip and fall, it’ll make the earth flat
including the sidewalks, which are already cracked
you better not take my food or you know i’ll attack
right now i just really want a tasty snack
you can see my size, that’s why you’ll be calling me shaq
i can eat the whole menu, that’s a fact

[verse 2: thunder thighs]
forced to weigh my mass, you’ll break your back
i just took your fridge, guess what
you’ll never ever get it back
do not mess with me or you’ll smell my gas
when the beat rumbles, all you hear is my bass
mcdonald’s workers, i will just harass
burgers in my mouth is today’s forecast

[interruption: day n’ nite]
h+llo
this is gonna be my song now
are you ready for this?
in 3, 2, 1
[verse 3: thunder thighs and lardball]
no
i’m the biggest boy, you already know
when i watch my anime a part of me grows
i just want fried dough
you want me to eat all the mickey ds?
i’ll break your floors, that’s a guarantee
i can’t fit in any skis

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