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salad dodgers - fat friend lyrics

[verse 1: cruise control]
i have a fat friend, and he’s eating everything
if you take his food he becomes a scary thing
keep on feeding him, he’ll turn into a king
i told him to weigh less but he broke my swing

[verse 2: cruise control, lardball]
never eat the vegetables his diet’s never varying
he keeps eating eating his body’s never narrowing
whenever he steps he breaks the floor
he said “no food left? i need f+cking more!”
his fatass can’t evеn fit through the door
when he falls, hе shakes earth down to the core

[verse 3: lardball, cruise control]
he didn’t want his veggies so he gave em’ to me
his cheeks are so big, got stung by a bee
he should loose weight, we all can agree
his shirt takes up the horizon, can’t you see?
i woke up the next day, hunger 100%
soda’s coming out of my faucet
got a new hobby, bankrupt a buffet
before i sat down, i ate all the fish
the employee said “i quit” then left, what a f+cking b+tch
(okay)
as my b+tt puts imprints all across the land
i’m the reason that there’s a bridge called shattered span
[outro: lardball, cruise control]
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woah woah woah

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