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salad dodgers - first step lyrics

[verse 1: lardball]
foods in sight, yeah eat it all i might
snacks are really nice, i’ll eat it all twice
never chew the rice, where to eat roll the dice
too d+mn fat, need advice
i don’t care about the price

[verse 2: lardball]
i’m the first step, i will never do the reps
the only thing i want is a big meal prep
your snacks are the things that i intercept
to the kitchen to get food i went and crept
soda cans go drip, i sunk the ship
push the food down right against my lip
hold the food tight, i have a grip
food ad is on, i say please don’t skip
putting on clothes i hear a rip
food was not good, you get no tip
i was still chewing my dorito chip
i stunk up the car and i ruined the trip

[verse 3: lardball]
do you want food? i’m in the mood
i eat from the trash, the foods renewed
never take a walk, i only chew
when i burp loudly your story concludes
[verse 4: lardball]
i just saw a really big fat guy
he may eat more than me, that’s not a lie
i won’t let him share my giant french fry
one more snack ate and he will die
to not eat food i really have to try
if i do i won’t even know why
it’s because i’ll be just as big right in july
for the food sample job i will apply
ask if i eat everything, i deny
where’d it go? i ate your food supply
not skinny enough, i can’t do muay thai
i’m so big, keep feeding me and you’ll see why

- salad dodgers lyrics

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