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salad dodgers - gut lyrics

[verse 1: lardball]
i weigh 400 pounds and i’m still going
i just ate 20 pounds more without knowing
that number never stops, it’s only growing
i’m so unhealthy right now and it’s showing

[verse 2: cruise control]
gotta find a way to hide my gut
i don’t wanna repeat my order so stop saying what
the steak is so good right down to touch
i keep cracking the floor, but i don’t weigh that much

[chorus: lardball, cruise control]
the fat’s plate is empty
no more food, don’t tempt me
eat it, or you’ll be healthy
don’t dine with me, you’ll be hungry

[verse 3: cruise control]
the fat’s sp+wn point is a big food court
we’re not really good at wii f+cking sports
i have to get a new pair of big shorts
i’m the most wanted in the police report

[chorus: lardball, cruise control]
the fat’s plate is empty
no more food, don’t tempt me
eat it, or you’ll be healthy
don’t dine with me, you’ll be hungry
[verse 4: lardball]
i can’t fit in any chairs
eating veggies, that’s a dare
i ain’t walking up the stairs
give me real food, not some pears
my big back ain’t going nowhere
if i crush you you’ll have no air
i won’t eat your lunch i swear
me with food, i won’t share

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