salad dodgers - hold the lettuce lyrics
[intro: lardball, the big t]
yo big t, you gonna finish that?
yeah
[verse 1: lardball]
whats with these people making fun of my weight?
when they should know i could just take up their whole state
only thing i’m good at is cleaning off my plate
i’m not sitting in line for food, can’t take the wait
[verse 2: the big t]
my name is big t, i like to eat d
eat it all until you p
i’m a real meal g
i go on a lot of eating sprees
i have wood all over me
weight exceeds? should be free
[verse 3: lardball and the big t]
i really love the pizza guy
he stacks my dominoes real high (sweatshirt)
i’m too big i can’t even fly
if i go on a plane you will all die
[verse 4: lardball]
hold the lettucе yeah they nevеr let us
i sat down and i exploded venice
due to our size they will never get us
i robbed the burger king with some berettas
[interlude: djbryce]
djbryce, hit it
oh yeah here we go now
what fart
[verse 5: lardball]
long live brock, i live under a rock
when i fart loudly you’ll be in sh+ll shock
what time is lunch served? i heard twelve o’clock
my burger is brown just like my sock
[verse 6: lardball]
i’m just as big as my rpg
whole family’s big they just copied genes
i’ll make it to dinner by any means
and also eat, sleep, repeat is my daily routine
[verse 7: the big t, lardball]
i don’t feed my kids ’cause took it all (sweatshirt)
my belly is shaped like a really big ball
i’m quite the opposite of really small
this guy wants my food it’ll be a big brawl
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