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salad dodgers - my belly my fault lyrics

[verse 1: cruise control & lardball]
when i go driving, my car loves to stall
that is my mistake, my belly my fault
tried a diet once, sh+t came to a hault
bouta put mustard in between my aunt
now to do that thing just like the hub taught
that’s the only action i can get without assault

[verse 2: cruise control & lardball]
old lady do it good, my weiner ain’t so soft
i show meat, without a second thought
cupholder’s stuffed with some chili and cheese
ac can’t handle this calorie breeze
car hit a bump and i let out a wheeze
my uncle’s hole small so i hope that i can squeeze

[chorus: cruise control & lardball]
my belly my fault yeah, i did it again
supersized lunch turned into ten
i wonder if uncle nord got that bend
in a court, an attorney cannot defend
my belly my fault yeah, i did it again

[verse 3: cruise control & lardball]
pulled in the lot just to grab me a bite
left with the tray that blocked out the light
don’t go to my belly or it will bite (my fault)
i don’t need a hijack to take down a flight (i’m too heavy)
[verse 4: cruise control & lardball]
midnight cravings got me reaching for more
grease on the floor, and crumbs near the door
why uncle nord be doing like a wh0re
my belly bouncing on him til he moans señor

[outro: cruise control & evilbryce]
disc jockey bryce, fiddle those tunes
my cranium will not let me create a disaster of this excellent symphony

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