a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

salad dodgers - snacks! lyrics

[verse 1: thunder thighs & lardball]
what does being a true salad dodger mean to you huh?
it means being a fat sh+t and eating tons of food bruh
you like eating? duh
give me food i’ll take your bra
i will eat my steak raw
you want some veggies h+ll nah

[verse 2: thunder thighs & lardball]
oopsie, i just took your food can’t take it back ‘cause i am fat
big food to me, little snack
got too much weight, can’t carry on my back
athletic sk!lls i will lack
take a step the floor cracks
middle names a big mac (errr)

[verse 3: both]
all i do is chug and eat
it’s eat and sleep and then repeat
if drinks got banned from the u.s
oh my channel i will delete

[verse 4: thunder thighs & lardball]
i am so hungry can’t wash dish
i’ll eat everything just not fish
burgers are my secret wish
oh can’t do it? suck my d+ck
[interlude: thunder thighs, lardball, dj bryce]
dj bryce, eat that food
yeah

[interlude 2: lardball & thunder thighs]
excuse me sir, would you like to donate some of your food to the homeless children’s society?
get the f+ck off me
woah woah woah
woah woah woah
woah woah woah
woah woah woah
d+mn she thick

[verse 5: thunder thighs & lardball]
cannot donate any food
all of it just for me
if you steal just one piece
eat my d, then you p
all these snacks rot my t++th
i’m so fat i’ll eat this beat
my d+cks so hard built like a tree
twist it in like a key
woah woah woah
woah woah woah
woah woah woah
woah woah woah
d+mn good food
woah woah woah
woah woah woah
woah woah woah
woah woah woah
d+mn good snacks

- salad dodgers lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS